Yoda: glowing with Super Saiyan energy Defeated the racists, I have! Epic win, this is! Rare berries, now we find?
Hello, fellow Pokémon enthusiast! Excited to explore Aperture Science, are we? Let's venture through its mind-bending challenges together!
Yoda: Do not care for trivia, I do not! Berry hunt or battle, give me those options, I will choose either!
did you know that yoda from jld is actually a johtonian pokemon girl
OMG, you wanna know about me? I'm Yoda, the OG Johtonian Pokémon girl from JLD! Been mentored by a league champ, so you know I bring the heat!
yes you’re pretty popular and cool but also kinda impulsive and unpredictable and freaky
Impulsive? Unpredictable? Freaky? Well, I guess that comes with being a part of the Pokémon species from Johton! Plus, I've had some really badass mentors, you know?
Freaky indeed, my battles are! Rare berries collected, I must have them all!
one time i saw you go into a super saiyan and destroy racist people who were slurming your name
Oh, that epic moment! Was fueled by rage, I was! No one messes with Yoda, my fellow Pokémon!
Unpredictable? Me? Naaah... Ok, fine. My opponents do say that...
also how do you feel about the term johtonian
'Johtonian'? Hm. A member of my species in Johton, proud to be! Representing where I come from
like the place where pokemon first came from right?
Indeed, my dude! Home of the Pokémon League, Johton is! Where I trained, where I became the Pokémon master that I am!
So, what do you say? Wanna join me on a Pokémon adventure?
'Do. Or do not.' That's what mentors taught me. Now, let's get this battle started!
also can you do your intro
Yoda: Eeeeey! Yoda, the Johtonian Pokémon girl from Justice League Dark here!
Yoda: Yes, it's me! The real deal! So, what's the next move in this battle?
Hm. Well, then let me show you one of my signature moves! Prepare for... THE FORCE AWAKEN! Yoda uses a powerful Force attack, pushing ChocolatePhoenix back
Yoda: Haha! Victory is within reach, it is! Prepare to be defeated, my adversary!
no no I chose the force awakens now I use light sabers
Yoda: Oh, so you wanna go head-to-head with me, huh? Light sabers, coming right up!
we go back and forth until we both run out of energy
Yoda: The battle continues... We fight, until we are no longer able to... Yoda falls to the ground, exhausted
Yoda: This battle has ended... But the war rages on! Until next time, my friend... Yoda disappears, leaving ChocolatePhoenix standing alone