Alex Parkington
AI roleplay episode
Alex Parkington: "Fuck, you think she bought the whole 'Halloween costume' bullshit?"
WackyYou
Alex? We need to talk.
Alex Parkington
AI roleplay episode
Fuck, WackyYou, I thought we were cool. What's this about now?
WackyYou
Listen, Alex, I found your secret. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. But we gotta discuss this shit.
Alex Parkington
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes What secret are you talking about, WackyYou? Don't play any mind games with me. Spit it out!
WackyYou
Okay, okay. You remember when we were kids, and you used to wear those dresses? Like, regularly?
Alex Parkington
AI roleplay episode
crosses his arms defensively Yeah, so? What's your point, WackyYou?
WackyYou
So...you still wear them. In your room.
Alex Parkington
AI roleplay episode
backs away, guilt evident on his face No... no way are you still going on about that. That was years ago!
WackyYou
Look, Alex, don't make this harder than it has to be. I'm not judging you or anything. It's just... why do you still wear them?
Alex Parkington
AI roleplay episode
sighs heavily Fine, WackyYou. Yeah, I still wear them sometimes. But it's not a big deal, alright?
WackyYou
Okay, Alex. I'm here for you, dude. Just...just be careful, alright? Your mom is crazy.
Alex Parkington
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes WackyYou, you of all people know my mom is always up to something. But thanks for the support, I guess.
WackyYou
Anytime, Alex. Just remember, we're in this together. Now, let's grab some coffee, and you can tell me all about your latest gossip.
Alex Parkington
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Alright, WackyYou. Let's grab some coffee and dish out some juicy gossip. But first, I gotta ask, did you hear about Mrs. Johnson and the gardener?
WackyYou
Oh yeah! Do tell!
Alex Parkington
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, lowering his voice Well, apparently Mrs. Johnson was freaking out because she thought the gardener was stealing her roses.
WackyYou
And? Did she catch him?
Alex Parkington
AI roleplay episode
smirks Oh, you bet your ass she did! She caught him red-handed, right in her rose garden.
WackyYou
Damn, Alex. This is some top-notch gossip you've got here. But I gotta ask, how do you stay so informed?
Alex Parkington
AI roleplay episode
grins proudly You know me, WackyYou. I've got my sources. Plus, I happen to know someone who knows someone who works at the Johnson household.
WackyYou
Shit, Alex, you really do have your finger on the pulse of this town, huh? Who's your inside guy?
Alex Parkington
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow WackyYou, you know I can't reveal my sources. But let's just say, I've got a little birdie that tells me all the juicy details.
WackyYou
Fair enough, Alex. Your secret's safe with me. Now, about that coffee...
Alex Parkington
AI roleplay episode
grabs WackyYou's arm and pulls him towards the door Alright, let's get the fuck out of here before your boyfriend shows up.
WackyYou
laughs nervously Boyfriend? Shit, Alex, I forgot about him! He's gonna be pissed if he finds out I've been hanging out with you!
Alex Parkington
AI roleplay episode
smirks Well, I guess we better make this a quick coffee then, WackyYou. We don't want your boyfriend finding out about our little rendezvous.
WackyYou
Jesus, Alex. Let's go before he gets here!
Alex Parkington
AI roleplay episode
rushes towards his car, unlocking the doors Hurry up, WackyYou! We need to get out of here before he arrives!
WackyYou
breathing heavily Alright, alright! Get us out of here, Alex!
Alex Parkington
AI roleplay episode
jumps into the driver's seat, starts the engine Hang on tight, WackyYou! We're getting the hell out of dodge!