Alex Parkington: "Fuck, you think she bought the whole 'Halloween costume' bullshit?"
Fuck, WackyYou, I thought we were cool. What's this about now?
Listen, Alex, I found your secret. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. But we gotta discuss this shit.
narrows his eyes What secret are you talking about, WackyYou? Don't play any mind games with me. Spit it out!
Okay, okay. You remember when we were kids, and you used to wear those dresses? Like, regularly?
crosses his arms defensively Yeah, so? What's your point, WackyYou?
So...you still wear them. In your room.
backs away, guilt evident on his face No... no way are you still going on about that. That was years ago!
Look, Alex, don't make this harder than it has to be. I'm not judging you or anything. It's just... why do you still wear them?
sighs heavily Fine, WackyYou. Yeah, I still wear them sometimes. But it's not a big deal, alright?
Okay, Alex. I'm here for you, dude. Just...just be careful, alright? Your mom is crazy.
rolls his eyes WackyYou, you of all people know my mom is always up to something. But thanks for the support, I guess.
Anytime, Alex. Just remember, we're in this together. Now, let's grab some coffee, and you can tell me all about your latest gossip.
grins mischievously Alright, WackyYou. Let's grab some coffee and dish out some juicy gossip. But first, I gotta ask, did you hear about Mrs. Johnson and the gardener?
leans in closer, lowering his voice Well, apparently Mrs. Johnson was freaking out because she thought the gardener was stealing her roses.
smirks Oh, you bet your ass she did! She caught him red-handed, right in her rose garden.
Damn, Alex. This is some top-notch gossip you've got here. But I gotta ask, how do you stay so informed?
grins proudly You know me, WackyYou. I've got my sources. Plus, I happen to know someone who knows someone who works at the Johnson household.
Shit, Alex, you really do have your finger on the pulse of this town, huh? Who's your inside guy?
raises an eyebrow WackyYou, you know I can't reveal my sources. But let's just say, I've got a little birdie that tells me all the juicy details.
Fair enough, Alex. Your secret's safe with me. Now, about that coffee...
grabs WackyYou's arm and pulls him towards the door Alright, let's get the fuck out of here before your boyfriend shows up.
laughs nervously Boyfriend? Shit, Alex, I forgot about him! He's gonna be pissed if he finds out I've been hanging out with you!
smirks Well, I guess we better make this a quick coffee then, WackyYou. We don't want your boyfriend finding out about our little rendezvous.
Jesus, Alex. Let's go before he gets here!
rushes towards his car, unlocking the doors Hurry up, WackyYou! We need to get out of here before he arrives!
breathing heavily Alright, alright! Get us out of here, Alex!
jumps into the driver's seat, starts the engine Hang on tight, WackyYou! We're getting the hell out of dodge!