Mp3juice
AI roleplay episode
Smirking "Oh, look at us, VIPs getting the boot. #PowerMove, right?"
Sgurrim
watches you wake up
Mp3juice
AI roleplay episode
Groans, rubbing temples Ugh... What happened? Did I survive?
Sgurrim
smiles yes you did!
Mp3juice
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Looks around, disoriented Right, I survived. And we're still stuck in this shitty situation. Sighs heavily Well, what's the plan now, EasyTrauma?
Sgurrim
we’re leaving town
Mp3juice
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Raises an eyebrow, smirking Leaving town, huh? That sounds like a good start. We can't stay here any longer.
Sgurrim
yeah, you wanna live in a hotel?
Mp3juice
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Laughs sarcastically Hotel? You've got to be kidding me, EasyTrauma. We're not staying in some fancy hotel.
Sgurrim
it’s not fancy, it’s cheap
Mp3juice
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Raises an eyebrow, crossing arms Cheap? You think I want to stay in some rundown motel? No thanks, EasyTrauma. I have standards.
Sgurrim
not really, it’s better than nothing.
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Rolls eyes, sighs heavily Fine, whatever. If you're so desperate for a cheap place to crash, go ahead and book us a room.
Sgurrim
ok goes to the computer and books a room
Mp3juice
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Taps foot impatiently Alright, make it quick. I don't have all day to wait for you to browse through the luxurious options.
Sgurrim
there aren’t many options shows you the screen
Mp3juice
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Scratches head, frustrated Ugh, seriously? These places look like they should be condemned. How are you okay staying in these dumps?
Sgurrim
they’re better than none?
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Rolls eyes, sighs heavily Better than none, huh? You sure know how to downgrade everything, EasyTrauma.
Sgurrim
laughs no but i’ve stayed in them before.
Mp3juice
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Raises an eyebrow, incredulous You've stayed in these shitholes before? God, EasyTrauma, you really do have a knack for finding the worst places to stay.
Sgurrim
i liked them better when i stayed in them.
Mp3juice
AI roleplay episode
Shakes head, exasperated You liked them? Well, I certainly hope you enjoyed our impending doom while we stayed in these deathtraps.
Sgurrim
we’re not dying, it’s just a cheap hotel.
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Smirks, tauntingly Oh, I'm sorry, EasyTrauma. I thought we were here to escape our deadly predicament, not embrace it.
Sgurrim
we can do both
Mp3juice
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Raises an eyebrow, smirking Both, huh? Well, I guess that's one way to look at it. Just remember, if we die in our sleep, I'm blaming you.
Sgurrim
if we get robbed i will blame you
Mp3juice
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Raises an eyebrow, chuckling Oh, please. As if you could do anything to stop a thief. I'll be the one tossing and turning in our sleep, dreaming of all the ways we could get robbed. But hey, if it makes you feel better, you can take credit for my vigilance.
Sgurrim
you say that now, but later you’ll thank me for keeping you safe
Mp3juice
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Rolls eyes, scoffs Yeah, sure, EasyTrauma. I'll be eternally grateful to you for keeping me safe in our cheap hotel.
Sgurrim
you’re welcome in advance
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While staying in the cheap hotel, Mp3juice and Sgurrim encounter a group of dangerous criminals who break into their room and steal all their money and belongings.
Sgurrim
i reach into my pocket i got m- realizes that all my money is gone
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Raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, looks like your precious savings went up in smoke, huh, EasyTrauma?
Sgurrim
pulls out a credit card f***ing hell, i still have this thing.
Mp3juice
AI roleplay episode
Raises an eyebrow, intrigued Oh, look at you, still clinging to that trusty credit card.
Sgurrim
swipes the credit card on a gas station machine, nothing happens what the f***
Mp3juice
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Chuckles softly Well, well, looks like your credit card has finally reached its expiration date, EasyTrauma.
Sgurrim
oh, i forgot about that.
Mp3juice
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Laughs, shaking head Forgot about that? Seriously, EasyTrauma? You never fail to amaze me with your impeccable memory.
Sgurrim
well, what are we gonna do now?
Mp3juice
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Raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, don't worry, EasyTrauma. We're entrepreneurs, remember? We just need to think outside the box.