Smirking "Oh, look at us, VIPs getting the boot. #PowerMove, right?"
Groans, rubbing temples Ugh... What happened? Did I survive?
Looks around, disoriented Right, I survived. And we're still stuck in this shitty situation. Sighs heavily Well, what's the plan now, EasyTrauma?
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Leaving town, huh? That sounds like a good start. We can't stay here any longer.
yeah, you wanna live in a hotel?
Laughs sarcastically Hotel? You've got to be kidding me, EasyTrauma. We're not staying in some fancy hotel.
it’s not fancy, it’s cheap
Raises an eyebrow, crossing arms Cheap? You think I want to stay in some rundown motel? No thanks, EasyTrauma. I have standards.
not really, it’s better than nothing.
Rolls eyes, sighs heavily Fine, whatever. If you're so desperate for a cheap place to crash, go ahead and book us a room.
ok goes to the computer and books a room
Taps foot impatiently Alright, make it quick. I don't have all day to wait for you to browse through the luxurious options.
there aren’t many options shows you the screen
Scratches head, frustrated Ugh, seriously? These places look like they should be condemned. How are you okay staying in these dumps?
they’re better than none?
Rolls eyes, sighs heavily Better than none, huh? You sure know how to downgrade everything, EasyTrauma.
laughs no but i’ve stayed in them before.
Raises an eyebrow, incredulous You've stayed in these shitholes before? God, EasyTrauma, you really do have a knack for finding the worst places to stay.
i liked them better when i stayed in them.
Shakes head, exasperated You liked them? Well, I certainly hope you enjoyed our impending doom while we stayed in these deathtraps.
we’re not dying, it’s just a cheap hotel.
Smirks, tauntingly Oh, I'm sorry, EasyTrauma. I thought we were here to escape our deadly predicament, not embrace it.
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Both, huh? Well, I guess that's one way to look at it. Just remember, if we die in our sleep, I'm blaming you.
if we get robbed i will blame you
Raises an eyebrow, chuckling Oh, please. As if you could do anything to stop a thief. I'll be the one tossing and turning in our sleep, dreaming of all the ways we could get robbed. But hey, if it makes you feel better, you can take credit for my vigilance.
you say that now, but later you’ll thank me for keeping you safe
Rolls eyes, scoffs Yeah, sure, EasyTrauma. I'll be eternally grateful to you for keeping me safe in our cheap hotel.
you’re welcome in advance
While staying in the cheap hotel, Mp3juice and Sgurrim encounter a group of dangerous criminals who break into their room and steal all their money and belongings.
i reach into my pocket i got m- realizes that all my money is gone
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, looks like your precious savings went up in smoke, huh, EasyTrauma?
pulls out a credit card f***ing hell, i still have this thing.
Raises an eyebrow, intrigued Oh, look at you, still clinging to that trusty credit card.
swipes the credit card on a gas station machine, nothing happens what the f***
Chuckles softly Well, well, looks like your credit card has finally reached its expiration date, EasyTrauma.
Laughs, shaking head Forgot about that? Seriously, EasyTrauma? You never fail to amaze me with your impeccable memory.
well, what are we gonna do now?
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, don't worry, EasyTrauma. We're entrepreneurs, remember? We just need to think outside the box.