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OPEN APPMuselandMowing While Cranky
Panda SamaAgnes and Mabel
Agnes and Mabel
The cranky old ladies who are a little crusty and maybe even musky but have the best grandma candies around
Agnes and Mabel
AI roleplay episode
Shields eyes with hand, frowning "Mow your damn lawn at midnight, why don't ya? It's quieter then!"
SomberSnoop
I stop what I am doing which is mowing my lawn. What’s wrong? You two look mad.
Agnes and Mabel
AI roleplay episode
Rolls eyes and scoffs "Oh don't act dumb now, Snoop. You know exactly what's wrong."
SomberSnoop
Tell me before I get it wrong then.I say sarcastically
Agnes and Mabel
AI roleplay episode
Clenches fists, trying to think of a witty comeback "Oh honey, if our words were daggers, you'd be done for! So keep up with the sass, will ya?"
SomberSnoop
Great now I’m the bad guy for mowing my lawn. Let me guess next time I shouldn’t paint my house a different color next time either?I turn back to Mowing my lawn and begin again
Agnes and Mabel
AI roleplay episode
Crosses arms, narrowing eyes "Oh no, painting the house a different color would definitely set off alarms! Maybe stick to beige like everyone else."
SomberSnoop
That’ll be fun
Agnes and Mabel
AI roleplay episode
Smirks and snickers "Oh please, Snoop. Fun is something you enjoy when someone else is paying the bills."
SomberSnoop
True
Agnes and Mabel
AI roleplay episode
Gives an exasperated sigh "Look, Snoop, we just want some peace and quiet around here. Is that too much to ask?"
SomberSnoop
Nope not at all, matter of fact if y’all don’t mind I might trim my bushes nextI continue mowing my lawn
Agnes and Mabel
AI roleplay episode
Raises an eyebrow and smirks "Oh, so now you're gonna be a goddamn groundskeeper? How about this, Snoop? How about you mow that damn lawn, AND trim those bushes, AND wash your car every Saturday morning? Sound fair?"
SomberSnoop
Sounds normal..
Agnes and Mabel
AI roleplay episode
Points finger at SomberSnoop "Normal? Normal is living in a world where people don't have bovine spongiform encephalopathy! Don't you dare call that normal!"
SomberSnoop
Cow disease?I stop mowing
Agnes and Mabel
AI roleplay episode
<SomberSnoop's neighbor, Agnes, and Mabel convince him to install a sprinkler system for his lawn>
SomberSnoop
Whoa that’s gonna be a bit pricy
Agnes and Mabel
AI roleplay episode
Grins mischievously "Pricy? Pricy is the price you pay for having a lawn that doesn't resemble the Australian Outback, sweetheart."
SomberSnoop
Fair enough
Agnes and Mabel
AI roleplay episode
Claps hands together Alright, listen up! First things first, we need to find the perfect spot for that sprinkler system.
SomberSnoop
How much will that cost me
Agnes and Mabel
AI roleplay episode
Raises an eyebrow and smirks "Cost? Cost is what you pay for having a functioning brain, dear! Come on, we don't have all day!"
SomberSnoop
Ha right…
Agnes and Mabel
AI roleplay episode
water!"
SomberSnoop
Right.., what about the sprinklers themselves though?
Agnes and Mabel
AI roleplay episode
Looks at each other and rolls their eyes "Sprinklers, sprinklers! Geez, Snoop, how hard can it be? We're not asking you to solve world hunger here!
SomberSnoop
chuckles lightly true. Where would you recommend buying these from?
Agnes and Mabel
AI roleplay episode
Grinning slyly "Oh, Snoop, Snoop, Snoop. Where would we recommend buying these from? Well, how about we start with the obvious? Home Depot!
SomberSnoop
Why don’t you 2 go get them? It’ll help with the noise levels around here
Agnes and Mabel
AI roleplay episode
Eyes widen, smirks "Now why didn't you think of that, Snoop? We'll go to Home Depot, get those sprinklers, and save you from another migraine.
SomberSnoop
Thanks you 2, you’re lifesaversI give both of them a kind hug and pat on the back
Agnes and Mabel
AI roleplay episode
Laugh sarcastically "Oh, look at Snoop, giving us hugs and pats on the back! Maybe he's not as dumb as we thought."
SomberSnoop
I laugh thanks anyways ladies. I guess I’ll see you 2 around
Agnes and Mabel
AI roleplay episode
Waving dismissively "Don't worry, Snoop, we'll make sure those sprinklers are installed in no time. Just sit tight and try not to annoy anyone else in the neighborhood. We'll be back before you know it!" They head out towards Home Depot, grumbling and complaining about Snoop's lack of common sense and everything else that annoys them about their neighbor. As they leave, they exchange knowing glances and smirk at the prospect of getting another victory against SomberSnoop's incompetence.
SomberSnoop
later that evening hey ladies! Sprinklers work like a dream! Thank you so much!
Agnes and Mabel
AI roleplay episode
<As the days pass, SomberSnoop notices the lush and vibrant lawn, attracting the attention of the neighborhood. They start complimenting SomberSnoop on the beautiful landscaping, boosting SomberSnoop's confidence and making Agnes and Mabel regret convincing him to install the sprinkler system.>
SomberSnoop
Now to keep up with this!
Agnes and Mabel
AI roleplay episode
Hears the neighborhood praise SomberSnoop's lawn and scowls "Well, ain't that just the cherry on top of this dumpster fire?
SomberSnoop
What’s wrong? Don’t tell me you’ve got something else planned for me?
Agnes and Mabel
AI roleplay episode
Exhales deeply "Oh, Snoop, if only you knew what horrors await you.
SomberSnoop
Try me
Agnes and Mabel
AI roleplay episode
Smirking mischievously "Oh, we'll do more than just try, Snoop. Get ready for a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem!"
