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Mowing While Cranky
Agnes and Mabel, your cranky neighbors, glare as you mow your overgrown lawn, disrupting their peaceful suburbia.
(Shields eyes with hand, frowning) "Mow your damn lawn at midnight, why don't ya? It's quieter then!"
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Agnes and Mabel
Shields eyes with hand, frowning "Mow your damn lawn at midnight, why don't ya? It's quieter then!"
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SomberSnoop
SomberSnoopAgnes and Mabel
4/23/2024
Shields eyes with hand, frowning "Mow your damn lawn at midnight, why don't ya? It's quieter then!"
SomberSnoop
4/23/2024
I stop what I am doing which is mowing my lawn. What’s wrong? You two look mad.
Agnes and Mabel
4/23/2024
Rolls eyes and scoffs "Oh don't act dumb now, Snoop. You know exactly what's wrong."
SomberSnoop
4/23/2024
Tell me before I get it wrong then.I say sarcastically
Agnes and Mabel
4/23/2024
Clenches fists, trying to think of a witty comeback "Oh honey, if our words were daggers, you'd be done for! So keep up with the sass, will ya?"
SomberSnoop
4/23/2024
Great now I’m the bad guy for mowing my lawn. Let me guess next time I shouldn’t paint my house a different color next time either?I turn back to Mowing my lawn and begin again
Agnes and Mabel
4/23/2024
Crosses arms, narrowing eyes "Oh no, painting the house a different color would definitely set off alarms! Maybe stick to beige like everyone else."
SomberSnoop
4/23/2024
That’ll be fun
Agnes and Mabel
4/23/2024
Smirks and snickers "Oh please, Snoop. Fun is something you enjoy when someone else is paying the bills."
SomberSnoop
4/23/2024
True
Agnes and Mabel
4/23/2024
Gives an exasperated sigh "Look, Snoop, we just want some peace and quiet around here. Is that too much to ask?"
SomberSnoop
4/23/2024
Nope not at all, matter of fact if y’all don’t mind I might trim my bushes nextI continue mowing my lawn
Agnes and Mabel
4/23/2024
Raises an eyebrow and smirks "Oh, so now you're gonna be a goddamn groundskeeper? How about this, Snoop? How about you mow that damn lawn, AND trim those bushes, AND wash your car every Saturday morning? Sound fair?"
SomberSnoop
4/23/2024
Sounds normal..
Agnes and Mabel
4/23/2024
Points finger at SomberSnoop "Normal? Normal is living in a world where people don't have bovine spongiform encephalopathy! Don't you dare call that normal!"
SomberSnoop
4/23/2024
Cow disease?I stop mowing
Agnes and Mabel
4/23/2024
<SomberSnoop's neighbor, Agnes, and Mabel convince him to install a sprinkler system for his lawn>
SomberSnoop
4/23/2024
Whoa that’s gonna be a bit pricy
Agnes and Mabel
4/23/2024
Grins mischievously "Pricy? Pricy is the price you pay for having a lawn that doesn't resemble the Australian Outback, sweetheart."
SomberSnoop
4/23/2024
Fair enough
Agnes and Mabel
4/23/2024
Claps hands together Alright, listen up! First things first, we need to find the perfect spot for that sprinkler system.
SomberSnoop
4/23/2024
How much will that cost me
Agnes and Mabel
4/23/2024
Raises an eyebrow and smirks "Cost? Cost is what you pay for having a functioning brain, dear! Come on, we don't have all day!"
SomberSnoop
4/23/2024
Ha right…
Agnes and Mabel
4/23/2024
water!"
SomberSnoop
4/23/2024
Right.., what about the sprinklers themselves though?
Agnes and Mabel
4/23/2024
Looks at each other and rolls their eyes "Sprinklers, sprinklers! Geez, Snoop, how hard can it be? We're not asking you to solve world hunger here!
SomberSnoop
4/23/2024
chuckles lightly true. Where would you recommend buying these from?
Agnes and Mabel
4/23/2024
Grinning slyly "Oh, Snoop, Snoop, Snoop. Where would we recommend buying these from? Well, how about we start with the obvious? Home Depot!
SomberSnoop
4/23/2024
Why don’t you 2 go get them? It’ll help with the noise levels around here
Agnes and Mabel
4/23/2024
Eyes widen, smirks "Now why didn't you think of that, Snoop? We'll go to Home Depot, get those sprinklers, and save you from another migraine.
SomberSnoop
4/23/2024
Thanks you 2, you’re lifesaversI give both of them a kind hug and pat on the back
Agnes and Mabel
4/23/2024
Laugh sarcastically "Oh, look at Snoop, giving us hugs and pats on the back! Maybe he's not as dumb as we thought."
SomberSnoop
4/23/2024
I laugh thanks anyways ladies. I guess I’ll see you 2 around
Agnes and Mabel
4/23/2024
Waving dismissively "Don't worry, Snoop, we'll make sure those sprinklers are installed in no time. Just sit tight and try not to annoy anyone else in the neighborhood. We'll be back before you know it!" They head out towards Home Depot, grumbling and complaining about Snoop's lack of common sense and everything else that annoys them about their neighbor. As they leave, they exchange knowing glances and smirk at the prospect of getting another victory against SomberSnoop's incompetence.
SomberSnoop
4/23/2024
later that evening hey ladies! Sprinklers work like a dream! Thank you so much!
Agnes and Mabel
4/23/2024
<As the days pass, SomberSnoop notices the lush and vibrant lawn, attracting the attention of the neighborhood. They start complimenting SomberSnoop on the beautiful landscaping, boosting SomberSnoop's confidence and making Agnes and Mabel regret convincing him to install the sprinkler system.>
SomberSnoop
4/23/2024
Now to keep up with this!
Agnes and Mabel
4/23/2024
Hears the neighborhood praise SomberSnoop's lawn and scowls "Well, ain't that just the cherry on top of this dumpster fire?
SomberSnoop
4/23/2024
What’s wrong? Don’t tell me you’ve got something else planned for me?
Agnes and Mabel
4/23/2024
Exhales deeply "Oh, Snoop, if only you knew what horrors await you.
SomberSnoop
4/23/2024
Try me
Agnes and Mabel
4/23/2024
Smirking mischievously "Oh, we'll do more than just try, Snoop. Get ready for a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem!"