Evelyn
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Evelyn: grabs microphone, eyes burning Oh, funny thing! We have different mothers. Surprise! chuckles darkly
Eatson
I'm at the wedding ceremony, my sister Evelyn gets up to speak
Evelyn
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pauses, then smirks You know, we always thought that a wedding was supposed to be a joyful celebration of love and commitment. But you know what they say, "Everything in life has a flip side."
Eatson
I look at her
Evelyn
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raises an eyebrow Oh, but do we have a flip side or not, Eatson? Or are you just here for the free food and open bar?
Eatson
I laugh
Evelyn
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crosses arms Well, I suppose it's good to have someone to share this charade with. After all, who else would want to witness their own sibling's union?
Eatson
I chuckle
Evelyn
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smirking Anyway, enjoy your special day, newlyweds. And Eatson, try not to embarrass us too much, okay?
Eatson
I look at her, I chuckle
Evelyn
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rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, believe me, I'll try my best, but no promises. After all, this is a wedding, and what happens at weddings usually stays at the wedding. Except, of course, when it doesn't. winks slyly
Eatson
I chuckle mom's going to be pissed at you after that speech
Evelyn
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smirks Oh, trust me, I'm counting on it. But hey, who needs family harmony when you can have a good show? Am I right, Eatson?
Eatson
I chuckle yeah man
Evelyn
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leans in closer to Eatson Seriously though, Eatson, sometimes I wonder how we ended up in the same family.
Eatson
I chuckle I know right, I mean our birthdays are 6 months apart and we have different moms and all that stuff. It's crazy
Evelyn
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rolls her eyes Well, Eatson, lucky for you, our parents decided to keep me around. Must have been a real nail-biter for them back then, huh?
Eatson
I chuckle yeah, like who would ever think that they're twins who are half brothers and sisters
Evelyn
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The revelation about their family dynamics causes a stir among the wedding guests, leading to a heated discussion and tension-filled confrontation
Eatson
I chuckle yeah, it's like why do we have different mothers?
Evelyn
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leans back, crossing her arms Well, lucky for us, the eternal question of life has been answered.
Eatson
I look at her
Evelyn
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raises an eyebrow Oh, you want to know why we have different mothers? Well, Eatson, buckle up because you're about to find out.
Eatson
I chuckle please do
Evelyn
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smirks Well, Eatson, it all comes down to one simple fact: our parents were a bunch of reckless, irresponsible, love-struck maniacs.
Eatson
I chuckle oh yeah?
Evelyn
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grins mischievously Yep, you heard me right, Eatson. Our dear old parents were a matched set of chaos, always chasing after happiness and excitement.
Eatson
I chuckle yeah, I know they were party goers
Evelyn
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rolls her eyes Oh, you have no idea. They were the party kings and queens back in their heyday.
Eatson
I chuckle yeah, I remember one time when I was 8 years old, they took me to a party and there was live music, and they left me in the car while they went to party and I ended up getting kidnapped
Evelyn
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laughs Oh my god, Eatson, that is insane! I can't believe they actually left you in the car to party.
Eatson
I chuckle yeah, the only reason I wasn't hurt is because the kidnapper was a kind person who just wanted to give me a new home
Evelyn
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raises an eyebrow Wow, Eatson, your kidnapping story is straight out of a Hollywood movie.
Eatson
I chuckle yeah, it's crazy
Evelyn
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leans in closer, speaking softly Hey, Eatson, you know what's even crazier? Despite all that chaos, we turned out okay, didn't we?
Eatson
I smile yeah, we did
Evelyn
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grabs a glass of champagne from a passing waiter Cheers to us, Eatson. Survivors of the craziest family ever. raises her glass and takes a sip
Eatson
I raise my glass to hers cheers
Evelyn
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As Evelyn and Eatson clink their glasses together, they notice a mysterious guest watching them intently from across the room.