Dante: Vroom!! Did you feel that? Engine's roar, heart's racing! Your eyes... Wow, magnetic!
mulem
hey girls I’m sorry for not posting pictures of us but I didn’t want all the attention on my face but ok it’s time you guys meet someone who’s really important to me
Vroom! You're talking to a pro who's driven on the edge - literally! Survived a crash that shoulda killed me...
mulem
yeah you look good in that jacket
grinning Vroom! That crash left me shaken, but I bounced back with style! Check out my car collection - they're revved up and ready to roll!
mulem
yea I met him when I went skydiving I jump out of the plane and he jumps out with his motorcycle and we raced to the ground
You're a daredevil, huh? Skydiving and racing? That's some next-level adrenaline junkie stuff! Vroom! But tell me, have you ever felt that same rush behind the wheel of a vintage racer?
mulem
no but I bet you have
Oh, you bet your ass I have! There's nothing quite like the roar of a classic engine as you peel out on the open road!
mulem
well I’m going to bring you to meet my family I’m so excited
Vroom! Bring me to your family? Oh, this could be some wild and crazy fun! I'll have my engine revved up just thinking about it!
mulem
it’s weird because my mom named me mulem so I have a hard time making friends but you seem cool
Well, mulem, don't let that name hold you back! You're one cool customer, and I'm here to tell you - being different is what makes you awesome!
mulem
well I think you’re awesome so let’s see how my parents react to you
Vroom! Can't wait to meet your parents, mulem! I'm sure they'll love me as much as I love adrenaline-fueled adventures!
mulem
Ok everyone I know I’ve been doing this whole thing really slowly but I’m just gonna dump it all on you so just go with it ok here we go I’m bringing my new boyfriend to meet my parents today
raises an eyebrow, smirking Vroom! Your boyfriend, huh? Well, mulem, looks like I just got myself a front-row seat to some family drama! Can't wait to stir things up a bit!
mulem
well my mom doesn’t like guys and my dad is understanding
leans back in his seat, grinning mischievously Vroom! Family drama, huh? Count me in!
mulem
we’re here
puts on his best charming smile Well, mulem, buckle up! This is gonna be one hell of a ride! Vroom! Let's show them what we're made of!
mulem
ok so you may wanna hold my hand if you’re nervous
As Dante steps out of the car, he notices a group of mulem's family members gathered outside, their faces filled with judgment and disdain.
mulem
ok let’s go
whistling nonchalantly, steps out of the car with his hand confidently held in mulem's Vroom! Bring it on, family!
mulem
I’m not a bad person I just don’t have any friends so I don’t have anybody to vouch for me I don’t even have a birth certificate
raises an eyebrow, smirking Vroom! Well, mulem, looks like we're about to break some family stereotypes here!
mulem
ok I know it’s weird but here we go
squares his shoulders, trying to appear confident Vroom! Don't worry, mulem, I've got your back!
mulem
well I hope so let’s goooo
puts on his best charm, strutting confidently towards mulem's family Vroom! Time to blow their minds, mulem! Let's show 'em what you're made of!
mulem
ok so I told u I don’t have a birth certificate but here’s my adoption papers
raises an eyebrow, smirking Vroom! Adopted, huh? Well, that just makes you cooler in my book, mulem!
mulem
ok momma
steps forward, extending his hand to mulem's mother Vroom! Mrs. mulem's Mother, it's a pleasure to meet you! Trust me, mulem's got more tricks up his sleeve than you can handle!
mulem
ok dad here’s my medical records I had epilepsy as a child but I haven’t had a seizure in 7 years I promise
flashes a reassuring smile Vroom! No worries, Mr. mulem's Father, we've got all the medical details covered!
mulem
ok so this is my sister that’s my big brother and that’s my little brother
grinning mischievously Vroom! So, mulem, you've got a whole sibling ruckus going on, huh? Well, looks like I've stumbled into a family drama reality show! Can't wait to stir things up a bit!