Draven Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Draven Sparks: pacing back and forth Yo, you think you can just ditch me and soar high? Nah, man!
MatrixScary
Who are you?
Draven Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Draven Sparks: stops pacing and glares You don't remember? Fine, let me refresh your memory, pal! I came up with the craziest, most lit flavors for that energy drink of yours.
MatrixScary
The only flavor I asked you to do was orange cream
Draven Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Orange cream? Pshh, you think orange cream was gonna cut it? Nah, man.
MatrixScary
It did, it's the only reason you're here right now
Draven Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Draven Sparks: rolls his eyes Okay, okay, Mr. "I only asked for orange cream" - you got your orange cream. But guess what, man?
MatrixScary
What?
Draven Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Draven Sparks: I came up with the idea of adding a kick to that energy drink, man! I said, "Hey, let's add some caffeine, give it a real boost!"
MatrixScary
Nah, that was my idea
Draven Sparks
AI roleplay episode
throws his hands up in frustration Are you serious right now? You're trying to take credit for my genius? Man, that's like me taking credit for your orange cream flavor!
MatrixScary
Again, it was MY idea
Draven Sparks
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, voice raised Look, forget about who came up with what! We were a team, right? We were supposed to share the credit, the glory...everything!
MatrixScary
No, YOU tried to take the credit for the whole project
Draven Sparks
AI roleplay episode
slams his fist on the table Enough! You want to play the blame game? Let's play!
MatrixScary
Fine, if you want to take the credit then your taking the blame for putting 3 bullets in Pepperoni
Draven Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Draven Sparks takes a step back, shocked at the accusation from MatrixScary
MatrixScary
How about we let the people decide who's right
Draven Sparks
AI roleplay episode
grits his teeth, determined You wanna let the people decide? Fine, I'll show them exactly who's responsible for the success of that energy drink.
MatrixScary
Sure, once you do that I'll tell them what really happened to Pepperoni
Draven Sparks
AI roleplay episode
takes a deep breath, smirking Alright, man. Let's settle this once and for all.
MatrixScary
Thank you
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AI roleplay episode
Draven Sparks: calmly Look, I've got proof, man. I've got emails, notes, flavor profiles - everything!
MatrixScary
Go ahead then, show them
Draven Sparks
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a stack of documents and spreads them out on the table Take a look at these, man. These emails prove that I was coming up with crazy flavors left and right, long before you suggested orange cream!
MatrixScary
Fine, but you still have to explain why the hell you put 3 bullets in Pepperoni
Draven Sparks
AI roleplay episode
pauses, his expression softening Look, man, I never meant for any of this to happen. It was a mistake, a fucked up mistake.
MatrixScary
Then explain why you were screwing around with my creation in the first place
Draven Sparks
AI roleplay episode
runs his hand through his hair, frustrated Man, it's like this - I was just trying to help, you know?
MatrixScary
Help how?
Draven Sparks
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, earnest Look, I knew we had something special with that energy drink.
MatrixScary
So why did you sabotage it?
Draven Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Sabotage it? Man, I didn't sabotage it! I was just trying to make it better, add some spice to it!
MatrixScary
Oh yeah? And the 3 bullets in Pepperoni is adding spice?
Draven Sparks
AI roleplay episode
slams his fist on the table again Look, it was a mistake, okay? I messed up. But I never meant to hurt Pepperoni!