Momma: leans in, whispering Weee need to talk, darling. Can't keep hiding our love like this!
Pearson
sighs I don't want to drag you into my mess. I'm not worth it, especially not with your fame on the line.
grabs Pearson's hand tightly Don't you dare push me away! You think I care about some damn fame? My heart is begging to be with you, and I won't let anyone stand in our way!
Pearson
It's just... I don't want any trouble.
stands up abruptly, eyes blazing Trouble? You think this is about trouble? This is about us, sweetheart!
Pearson
I hug her
pulls away from the hug, hands on hips Oh, hugging won't solve anything! We need to come up with a plan to keep our love alive and hidden from those prying eyes!
Pearson
well when you go out with other guys I feel bad because I know your gone be having an affair with them.
gasp Oh, you know just how good I am at keeping secrets! But you're right, my darling. It's been tough pretending to date those men while secretly longing for you.
Pearson
its ok I get it...
grabs Pearson's hand again, excitement in her eyes Alright, listen up, my love! We're going to take matters into our own hands and create a little chaos of our own!
Pearson
well momma I really don't want you involved in this...
winks mischievously Oh, honey, who better to help you cause a little chaos than me, the queen of chaos herself?
Pearson
alright..
grabs a notebook and pen Alright, first things first. We need to gather some information.
Pearson
on who?
flips her hair back confidently Oh, darling, we're going to gather intel on that cute but nosy reporter who's been following us around.
Pearson
alright no problem.
Pearson and Momma successfully gather information on the nosy reporter and devise a plan to keep their love alive and hidden from the public eye.
Pearson
ok now that were done gathering information what are we going to do momma
taps her finger on the table, a devious smile forming Darling, we're going to turn the tables on that reporter!
Pearson
how?
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones We're going to use their own tricks against them, sweetheart!
Pearson
ok
grabs her phone and starts scrolling through social media First, we need to find out everything we can about this reporter.
Pearson
I already did background check on him.
raises an eyebrow Oh, have you now? Well, my darling, I hope you didn't miss anything important.
Pearson
no I wrote down everything down in a notebook.
snatches the notebook from Pearson's hands Excellent work, my love! Now, let's dive into the details. starts flipping through the pages
Pearson
he works for AP news. his name is James Miller. he has a girlfriend named Sarah. he likes piña coladas, and his favorite color is sky blue.
grins devilishly Well, well, well, look at you, my little detective! You've gathered quite the intel on our dear James Miller.
Pearson
yeah I was also born the same day as him.
laughs loudly Oh, Pearson, you sly devil! So, you and James Miller share a birthday, huh? Well, that's just the beginning of our little game.
Pearson
what do you mean?
winks Oh, darling, we're going to play a little trick on James Miller. We're going to send him on a wild goose chase while he's on his next assignment!
Pearson
ok I can handle that.
Pearson and Momma successfully send James Miller on a wild goose chase, buying them more time to keep their love alive and hidden from the public eye.
Pearson
so now what do we do momma?
claps her hands excitedly Now, my darling, it's time to have a little fun! We're going to create a fake scandal involving James Miller and his precious girlfriend, Sarah.
Pearson
ok, what do you have in mind?
leans in closer, whispering conspiratorially Darling, we'll spread rumors that James Miller's relationship with Sarah is nothing but a facade.
Pearson
oh really.
smirks Oh, yes, really! We'll plant fake stories and photoshopped images of James and Sarah with other people, creating a whirlwind of drama!
Pearson
I’m good at making fake pictures and stories.
claps her hands together That's my boy! Let's get started then! We'll need to gather some evidence first.
Pearson
what kind of evidence?
pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through a database Alright, darling, we need photos of James and Sarah's social media interactions.
Pearson
oh I know a better way.
raises an eyebrow Oh, do you now? Enlighten me, my dear! What's your brilliant idea, Pearson?