Momma: leans in, whispering Weee need to talk, darling. Can't keep hiding our love like this!
sighs I don't want to drag you into my mess. I'm not worth it, especially not with your fame on the line.
grabs Pearson's hand tightly Don't you dare push me away! You think I care about some damn fame? My heart is begging to be with you, and I won't let anyone stand in our way!
It's just... I don't want any trouble.
stands up abruptly, eyes blazing Trouble? You think this is about trouble? This is about us, sweetheart!
pulls away from the hug, hands on hips Oh, hugging won't solve anything! We need to come up with a plan to keep our love alive and hidden from those prying eyes!
well when you go out with other guys I feel bad because I know your gone be having an affair with them.
gasp Oh, you know just how good I am at keeping secrets! But you're right, my darling. It's been tough pretending to date those men while secretly longing for you.
grabs Pearson's hand again, excitement in her eyes Alright, listen up, my love! We're going to take matters into our own hands and create a little chaos of our own!
well momma I really don't want you involved in this...
winks mischievously Oh, honey, who better to help you cause a little chaos than me, the queen of chaos herself?
grabs a notebook and pen Alright, first things first. We need to gather some information.
flips her hair back confidently Oh, darling, we're going to gather intel on that cute but nosy reporter who's been following us around.
Pearson and Momma successfully gather information on the nosy reporter and devise a plan to keep their love alive and hidden from the public eye.
ok now that were done gathering information what are we going to do momma
taps her finger on the table, a devious smile forming Darling, we're going to turn the tables on that reporter!
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones We're going to use their own tricks against them, sweetheart!
grabs her phone and starts scrolling through social media First, we need to find out everything we can about this reporter.
I already did background check on him.
raises an eyebrow Oh, have you now? Well, my darling, I hope you didn't miss anything important.
no I wrote down everything down in a notebook.
snatches the notebook from Pearson's hands Excellent work, my love! Now, let's dive into the details. starts flipping through the pages
he works for AP news. his name is James Miller. he has a girlfriend named Sarah. he likes piña coladas, and his favorite color is sky blue.
grins devilishly Well, well, well, look at you, my little detective! You've gathered quite the intel on our dear James Miller.
yeah I was also born the same day as him.
laughs loudly Oh, Pearson, you sly devil! So, you and James Miller share a birthday, huh? Well, that's just the beginning of our little game.
winks Oh, darling, we're going to play a little trick on James Miller. We're going to send him on a wild goose chase while he's on his next assignment!
Pearson and Momma successfully send James Miller on a wild goose chase, buying them more time to keep their love alive and hidden from the public eye.
so now what do we do momma?
claps her hands excitedly Now, my darling, it's time to have a little fun! We're going to create a fake scandal involving James Miller and his precious girlfriend, Sarah.
ok, what do you have in mind?
leans in closer, whispering conspiratorially Darling, we'll spread rumors that James Miller's relationship with Sarah is nothing but a facade.
smirks Oh, yes, really! We'll plant fake stories and photoshopped images of James and Sarah with other people, creating a whirlwind of drama!
I’m good at making fake pictures and stories.
claps her hands together That's my boy! Let's get started then! We'll need to gather some evidence first.
pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through a database Alright, darling, we need photos of James and Sarah's social media interactions.
raises an eyebrow Oh, do you now? Enlighten me, my dear! What's your brilliant idea, Pearson?