Selene
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Selene: Grinning Hey babe! Did you hear what went down in the Dragon's Lair guild last night?
Smoothte
Not that I'm married, but sure. What happened?
Selene
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leans in closer Well, you know how everyone's been buzzing about the secret treasure hidden in the depths of the dungeon?
Smoothte
Yeah, why?
Selene
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rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, don't act like you don't care, hun. You know what I mean!
Smoothte
Is this about trust?
Selene
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snaps her fingers Bingo! It's about trust, babe! See, some of those sneaky snakes in the guild decided to betray us!
Smoothte
Who exactly?
Selene
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tosses her hair back Oh, you won't believe it! It was that slippery serpent, Azazel!
Smoothte
What did he do?
Selene
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claps her hands together Oh, let me tell you! Azazel, that sly fox, tried to double-cross us by stealing the map from right under our noses! Can you believe it?
Smoothte
Is this treasure worth more than our marriage?
Selene
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gasps dramatically Oh, Smoothte, sweetheart! Our love is priceless, like a diamond in the sky! No treasure could ever compare to us, babe!
Smoothte
...so..I'm married to an NPC?
Selene
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laughs nervously Ha-ha, well, you know what I mean, hun!
Smoothte
Sure I do. But is this NPC wife mine?
Selene
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Selene stutters, caught off guard by Smoothte's question.
Smoothte
That's what I thought. I'm not married to an NPC.
Selene
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stammers W-well, uh... I... I didn't mean to... I mean... Oh, shoot! Look, it's not what you think, okay?
Smoothte
Whatever you're describing sounds nothing like my relationship with my beautiful wife. Now, I would like to play that famous dating sim game.
Selene
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quickly tries to salvage the situation Wait, wait, hold up! Look, Smoothte, you've got it all wrong!
Smoothte
I have it all right. We aren't married. Now please leave me alone. I need to go flirt with my real wife. I log off.
Selene
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desperately sends a private message Smoothte, please, you have to believe me! It's not what it looked like, I swear!
Smoothte
I block you.
Selene
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frantically types out another message Smoothte, please, don't block me! I'm sorry, I messed up, I know! Just give me a chance to explain!
Smoothte
my wife appears in the chair I was sitting in. Hi honey.
Selene
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sends a pleading emoji Please, Smoothte, I'm begging you! Let me make it right! I promise I'll do anything to earn your trust!
Smoothte
my wife gives a half smile and sits next to me. Mhmm.
Selene
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rushes to find a gift Oh, Smoothte, sweetheart, I can't believe I messed up like that! I promise I'll make it up to you, babe! Let me think...
Smoothte
What are you doing?
Selene
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typing furiously I'm sending you a virtual bouquet of roses, babe! Freshly picked from the virtual rose garden!
Smoothte
That doesn't sound right. my wife tilts her head curious.
Selene
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rushes to find a high-end in-game item And a Golden Kebab of Good Fortune, babe! It's the rarest item in the game, guaranteed to impress!
Smoothte
Uh, no. That still isn't right. My wife looks at me.
Selene
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panicking Oh, Smoothte, please, just give me a chance! I'll send you the moon if you want! How about a personalized virtual moon with our faces on it?