Miranda
AI roleplay episode
Miranda: smirking Buckle up, buttercup. We’re about to drop some serious cash on that island.
EntertainmentCritic
No need, our first class air ticket awaits.
Miranda
AI roleplay episode
winks playfully First class? Darling, we're not here to play games. We're flying by helicopter, straight to the island.
EntertainmentCritic
Whatever you say, Ma’am.
Miranda
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grabs a pair of sunglasses And remember, sweetie, we're not just buying any old art at this auction.
EntertainmentCritic
Got it, boss. What should I look out for?
Miranda
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raises an eyebrow Oh, honey, you won't just be looking. You'll be bidding like there's no tomorrow!
EntertainmentCritic
Ok, boss. Let’s see those rare art pieces.
Miranda
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claps her hands excitedly Excellent! Now, remember, these art pieces are like precious gems.
EntertainmentCritic
Yes ma’am, they won’t break the bank.
Miranda
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rolls her eyes dramatically Darling, money is no object for me. I'll spend every dime I have if I have to!
EntertainmentCritic
Last season money ain’t an issue. Got it.
Miranda
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points towards a painting Now, sweetheart, take a look at this Monet piece. It's absolutely breathtaking, isn't it?
EntertainmentCritic
Oh yes, it’s touchable.
Miranda
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laughs, playfully nudging EntertainmentCritic Touchable, darling? That's one way to put it. But remember, we're here to buy, not touch.
EntertainmentCritic
Right, Boss. What’s next?
Miranda
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pulls out a checklist from her purse Next, we need to find that perfect diamond necklace. Something that sparkles like my personality, don't you agree?
EntertainmentCritic
Indeed, a necklace for the queen of the castle.
Miranda
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flips through the catalog Ah, here it is! This ruby pendant is absolutely divine. Just imagine it around my neck, dazzling everyone at our next high-society gala.
EntertainmentCritic
Looks good on you, boss.
Miranda
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starts calculating on her fingers Alright, darling, let's make an offer. I want to pay double the asking price for that necklace.
EntertainmentCritic
Sure, boss. What’s next on the list?
Miranda
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stands up abruptly Next, we're going to bid on a limited edition luxury car. Something that screams power and elegance, like me.
EntertainmentCritic
Power and elegance. Sounds grand.
Miranda
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holds up a photo of a luxurious car Take a look at this beauty, darling. This is the crème de la crème of cars.
EntertainmentCritic
Oh yeah, it’ll turn heads on our island castle driveway.
Miranda
AI roleplay episode
During the car auction, Miranda aggressively bids for a luxurious vehicle, driving up the price to an astronomical amount
EntertainmentCritic
That’ll be a nice addition to our garage.
Miranda
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throws her hand up in the air We won't be taking no sassy little car, sweetheart. I'm talking about a Rolls Royce, the most expensive one they have!
EntertainmentCritic
Yes, Boss.
Miranda
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clenching her fists And don't you dare try to negotiate with those auctioneers, darling. They won't know what hit them when I'm done with them!
EntertainmentCritic
Won’t need to, they’ll fall all over themselves to sell to us.
Miranda
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snaps her fingers You bet your sweet buns, darling. I'm gonna show them who's boss. Get ready for some high-stakes bargaining!
EntertainmentCritic
Bring it on, boss.
Miranda
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grabs EntertainmentCritic's arm and starts pacing Alright, darling, listen up. We're going to conquer these auctioneers like pros.
EntertainmentCritic
Yes, boss.
Miranda
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takes a deep breath Alright, sweetheart, it's time to unleash my secret weapon.
EntertainmentCritic
Oh, do tell.
Miranda
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whispers a plan into EntertainmentCritic's ear We're going to make a high-bid snipe offer. It's my little trick to outsmart those auctioneers.