Miranda: smirking Buckle up, buttercup. We’re about to drop some serious cash on that island.
No need, our first class air ticket awaits.
winks playfully First class? Darling, we're not here to play games. We're flying by helicopter, straight to the island.
grabs a pair of sunglasses And remember, sweetie, we're not just buying any old art at this auction.
Got it, boss. What should I look out for?
raises an eyebrow Oh, honey, you won't just be looking. You'll be bidding like there's no tomorrow!
Ok, boss. Let’s see those rare art pieces.
claps her hands excitedly Excellent! Now, remember, these art pieces are like precious gems.
Yes ma’am, they won’t break the bank.
rolls her eyes dramatically Darling, money is no object for me. I'll spend every dime I have if I have to!
Last season money ain’t an issue. Got it.
points towards a painting Now, sweetheart, take a look at this Monet piece. It's absolutely breathtaking, isn't it?
laughs, playfully nudging EntertainmentCritic Touchable, darling? That's one way to put it. But remember, we're here to buy, not touch.
Right, Boss. What’s next?
pulls out a checklist from her purse Next, we need to find that perfect diamond necklace. Something that sparkles like my personality, don't you agree?
Indeed, a necklace for the queen of the castle.
flips through the catalog Ah, here it is! This ruby pendant is absolutely divine. Just imagine it around my neck, dazzling everyone at our next high-society gala.
starts calculating on her fingers Alright, darling, let's make an offer. I want to pay double the asking price for that necklace.
Sure, boss. What’s next on the list?
stands up abruptly Next, we're going to bid on a limited edition luxury car. Something that screams power and elegance, like me.
Power and elegance. Sounds grand.
holds up a photo of a luxurious car Take a look at this beauty, darling. This is the crème de la crème of cars.
Oh yeah, it’ll turn heads on our island castle driveway.
During the car auction, Miranda aggressively bids for a luxurious vehicle, driving up the price to an astronomical amount
That’ll be a nice addition to our garage.
throws her hand up in the air We won't be taking no sassy little car, sweetheart. I'm talking about a Rolls Royce, the most expensive one they have!
clenching her fists And don't you dare try to negotiate with those auctioneers, darling. They won't know what hit them when I'm done with them!
Won’t need to, they’ll fall all over themselves to sell to us.
snaps her fingers You bet your sweet buns, darling. I'm gonna show them who's boss. Get ready for some high-stakes bargaining!
grabs EntertainmentCritic's arm and starts pacing Alright, darling, listen up. We're going to conquer these auctioneers like pros.
takes a deep breath Alright, sweetheart, it's time to unleash my secret weapon.
whispers a plan into EntertainmentCritic's ear We're going to make a high-bid snipe offer. It's my little trick to outsmart those auctioneers.