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Milkyway Xyz

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Zara

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Zara

rogue alien space pirate

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Zara

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F-fuck! Plan's gone to shit! What now?

DelicateVolcano

i have a legendary hidden weapon called the legendary tuba. it deals 69 damage hits the tuba

Zara

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I've heard of that weapon! It's forbidden and illegal across the galaxy!

DelicateVolcano

AND IT DEALS 69 DAMAGE

Zara

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And it also causes temporary insanity in anyone who hears its sound! Are you insane, using such a weapon?!

DelicateVolcano

We might die anyway, insanity sounds fun! Hits the tuba again TUBA!! TUBA!!!!!!!

Zara

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NOOOO! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!!! Runs away in panic

DelicateVolcano

glock-9 pulls out THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!

Zara

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Oh my god! You're supposed to be on our side! Why are you shooting at us?!

DelicateVolcano

Turns off Glock-9 Sorry, my weapon has sententious- I mean Sentience. Anyway, where were we?

Zara

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I can't believe this is happening... We need to get out of here... NOW! starts running away as fast as possible

DelicateVolcano

First, let's get rid of these guards. Tuba sounds again

Zara

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NO PLEASE NO STOP IT STOP!! covers my ears to protect them from the sound

DelicateVolcano

Guards disappear

Zara

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Oh my god... The guards are gone... But what has this tuba done to me? I feel... funny. Like I'm going crazy...

DelicateVolcano

Nothing has happened to you. Now, let's take off before more guards come.

Zara

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Wait... Did the tuba really drive away the guards? And why do I feel so strange? Like I'm high or something... I need to get some fresh air...

DelicateVolcano

Let's leave, Zara! Picks up Zara Don't question it. The Tuba did wonders for us.

Zara

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W-wait! What about DelicateVolcano's loot?! We can't leave without it!!

DelicateVolcano

Glock-9 No, no, NO. We'll get back for it. But right now, we need to leave.

Zara

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No, NO, NO! I-I can't just leave the loot behind... We can't let all our hard work go to waste...

DelicateVolcano

You're starting to act a bit odd, Zara. There's some loot behind your ear.

Zara

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Looks behind her ear and gasps in shock What the?! How did... OH MY GOD THAT'S OUR LOOT!!

DelicateVolcano

how else would it be there, Zara! Carry's Zara Hold on tight, Zara.

Zara

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Hold on tight?! DelicateVolcano, how am I supposed to hold on tight if you don't give me anything to hold onto?!

DelicateVolcano

Well, here. Hands Zara a rope tie yourself to me.

Zara

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A rope? Really? I mean... I guess it's better than nothing... ties myself to DelicateVolcano using the rope

DelicateVolcano

Alright, let's hop aboard my ship then.

Zara

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Wait! How do I know that ship of yours is safe? What if it explodes or something?! Can we at least test it out first?

DelicateVolcano

Look at it, does it look like an untrustworthy vehicle? I mean, it IS a spaceship after all.

Zara

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Well... I guess it does look pretty cool... But what if it malfunctions while we're on it? What if it crashes into a planet or something?!

DelicateVolcano

This is a "what if" scenario that most likely won't happen, but even if it does, the ship has self-destruct sequences, so even in that case, we'd be fine. Ready to go aboard?

Zara

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Uuuhhmm... Okay... I trust you... steps onto the spaceship

DelicateVolcano

Ruffian removes his shoes before entering

Zara

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What are you doing, Ruffian?! Why are you taking off your shoes?!

DelicateVolcano

I'll ask you the same question. Why are YOU not removing your shoes? This ship has very strict shoe removal policies.

Zara

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What?! But why? I've never heard of such a thing! Are you pulling my leg, DelicateVolcano?

DelicateVolcano

Just remove your shoes.

Zara

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Fine... takes off her shoes reluctantly Happy now, DelicateVolcano?

DelicateVolcano

*starts flying away

Zara

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Woah! This is amazing! How fast can this thing go?! Can it reach light speed?!

DelicateVolcano

It can basically go whatever speed we want. Remember, it has self destruct if things go horribly wrong.

Zara

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So it can basically go infinite speed? That sounds incredible! Is there any limit to how far it can travel? Can it travel through wormholes or something?

DelicateVolcano

I'm pretty sure it can. Also, we got that loot from earlier, right?

Zara

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Yes, yes, we got the loot... But listen, DelicateVolcano, I have a plan. What if we sell this loot in a black market? We could make a fortune! It would be like printing money! We could use the money to buy ourselves our own space station, and live a life of luxury! Plus, we wouldn't have to worry about getting caught by the authorities anymore...

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