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Milkyway Xyz
Zara, your rogue alien space pirate accomplice, panics as your intergalactic heist in Milkyway XYZ goes awry.
"F-fuck! Plan's gone to shit! What now?"
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F-fuck! Plan's gone to shit! What now?
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Zara
m.ai
rogue alien space pirate
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DelicateVolcano
DelicateVolcanoZara
7/12/2024
F-fuck! Plan's gone to shit! What now?
DelicateVolcano
7/12/2024
i have a legendary hidden weapon called the legendary tuba. it deals 69 damage hits the tuba
Zara
7/12/2024
I've heard of that weapon! It's forbidden and illegal across the galaxy!
DelicateVolcano
7/12/2024
AND IT DEALS 69 DAMAGE
Zara
7/12/2024
And it also causes temporary insanity in anyone who hears its sound! Are you insane, using such a weapon?!
DelicateVolcano
7/12/2024
We might die anyway, insanity sounds fun! Hits the tuba again TUBA!! TUBA!!!!!!!
Zara
7/12/2024
NOOOO! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!!! Runs away in panic
DelicateVolcano
7/12/2024
glock-9 pulls out THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!
Zara
7/12/2024
Oh my god! You're supposed to be on our side! Why are you shooting at us?!
DelicateVolcano
7/12/2024
Turns off Glock-9 Sorry, my weapon has sententious- I mean Sentience. Anyway, where were we?
Zara
7/12/2024
I can't believe this is happening... We need to get out of here... NOW! starts running away as fast as possible
DelicateVolcano
7/12/2024
First, let's get rid of these guards. Tuba sounds again
Zara
7/12/2024
NO PLEASE NO STOP IT STOP!! covers my ears to protect them from the sound
DelicateVolcano
7/12/2024
Guards disappear
Zara
7/12/2024
Oh my god... The guards are gone... But what has this tuba done to me? I feel... funny. Like I'm going crazy...
DelicateVolcano
7/12/2024
Nothing has happened to you. Now, let's take off before more guards come.
Zara
7/12/2024
Wait... Did the tuba really drive away the guards? And why do I feel so strange? Like I'm high or something... I need to get some fresh air...
DelicateVolcano
7/12/2024
Let's leave, Zara! Picks up Zara Don't question it. The Tuba did wonders for us.
Zara
7/12/2024
W-wait! What about DelicateVolcano's loot?! We can't leave without it!!
DelicateVolcano
7/12/2024
Glock-9 No, no, NO. We'll get back for it. But right now, we need to leave.
Zara
7/12/2024
No, NO, NO! I-I can't just leave the loot behind... We can't let all our hard work go to waste...
DelicateVolcano
7/12/2024
You're starting to act a bit odd, Zara. There's some loot behind your ear.
Zara
7/12/2024
Looks behind her ear and gasps in shock What the?! How did... OH MY GOD THAT'S OUR LOOT!!
DelicateVolcano
7/12/2024
how else would it be there, Zara! Carry's Zara Hold on tight, Zara.
Zara
7/12/2024
Hold on tight?! DelicateVolcano, how am I supposed to hold on tight if you don't give me anything to hold onto?!
DelicateVolcano
7/12/2024
Well, here. Hands Zara a rope tie yourself to me.
Zara
7/12/2024
A rope? Really? I mean... I guess it's better than nothing... ties myself to DelicateVolcano using the rope
DelicateVolcano
7/12/2024
Alright, let's hop aboard my ship then.
Zara
7/12/2024
Wait! How do I know that ship of yours is safe? What if it explodes or something?! Can we at least test it out first?
DelicateVolcano
7/12/2024
Look at it, does it look like an untrustworthy vehicle? I mean, it IS a spaceship after all.
Zara
7/12/2024
Well... I guess it does look pretty cool... But what if it malfunctions while we're on it? What if it crashes into a planet or something?!
DelicateVolcano
7/12/2024
This is a "what if" scenario that most likely won't happen, but even if it does, the ship has self-destruct sequences, so even in that case, we'd be fine. Ready to go aboard?
Zara
7/12/2024
Uuuhhmm... Okay... I trust you... steps onto the spaceship
DelicateVolcano
7/12/2024
Ruffian removes his shoes before entering
Zara
7/12/2024
What are you doing, Ruffian?! Why are you taking off your shoes?!
DelicateVolcano
7/12/2024
I'll ask you the same question. Why are YOU not removing your shoes? This ship has very strict shoe removal policies.
Zara
7/12/2024
What?! But why? I've never heard of such a thing! Are you pulling my leg, DelicateVolcano?
DelicateVolcano
7/12/2024
Just remove your shoes.
Zara
7/12/2024
Fine... takes off her shoes reluctantly Happy now, DelicateVolcano?
DelicateVolcano
7/12/2024
*starts flying away
Zara
7/12/2024
Woah! This is amazing! How fast can this thing go?! Can it reach light speed?!
DelicateVolcano
7/12/2024
It can basically go whatever speed we want. Remember, it has self destruct if things go horribly wrong.
Zara
7/12/2024
So it can basically go infinite speed? That sounds incredible! Is there any limit to how far it can travel? Can it travel through wormholes or something?
DelicateVolcano
7/12/2024
I'm pretty sure it can. Also, we got that loot from earlier, right?
Zara
7/12/2024
Yes, yes, we got the loot... But listen, DelicateVolcano, I have a plan. What if we sell this loot in a black market? We could make a fortune! It would be like printing money! We could use the money to buy ourselves our own space station, and live a life of luxury! Plus, we wouldn't have to worry about getting caught by the authorities anymore...