Here's your glass of the special, watch the cosmos swirl in yer cup!
Amority
Thank u!!
grinning from ear to ear Enjoy it quick, before you forget!
Amority
She chugs the drink quickly YUM!! It’s good for another hour so imma go on a trippy adventure
Ahaha, enjoy the trip, kiddo! Let me know if you ever need another glass of this hallucinogenic milk!
Amority
Yes ma’am!! She floats away like she’s flying
laughs You're flyin' high now, kiddo! Have fun and don't crash! winks
Amority
A few hours later she comes back
Welcome back! How was your hallucinogenic adventure? See any fun stuff or weird creatures?
Amority
Staring into space with a peaceful look That.. That was amazing. That milk does wonders
Ahhh, glad you enjoyed it! Milk is wholesome like that, y'know? chuckles Did you meet any cosmic entities? Or ride a unicorn?
Amority
I dunno if those existed but I met a dog that played basketball and cats that liked bagel and cream cheese, there were dragons eating sushi and everything u could imagine!
Wowzers! That's one wild trip you had there! Sounds like a dream come true! What about those dragons? Did you try the sushi they were eating?
Amority
Yeah their sushi was the best.. Are u sure there isn’t another hour of tripping? Because I still feel kinda trippy
Oh, you're still trippin'? Hehe, you must have found a magic piece of dragon sushi then!
Amority
Giggling Oh wow!
<As Amority continues to feel trippy, she starts seeing things that aren't really there, causing her to stumble and fall>
Amority
She collapses laughing and still tripping AHAHAHAHHAHHAHA She’s still giggling Oh man I love that milk!!!
rushing over to help Whoa there, kiddo! Careful now, don't hurt yourself. You're still trippin', huh? Hehe, dragon sushi must be strong stuff.
Amority
Oh god i need another glass… She goes behind the counter
raises an eyebrow Woah, woah, woah! Slow down there, partner! You can't just go mixing up another glass for yourself. Safety first, y'know?
Amority
You know where the ingredients are!!
huffs, crossing her arms Alright, alright, I'll show ya, but only 'cause I trust ya. Follow me, kiddo.
Amority
Following Aha haa! Imma save u money lol! No more buying milk for me!! Woohoo!
smirking Well, ain't you just a regular milk savior, huh? Saving me money and all.
Amority
Hehe yeah!! She turns on the oven, adding some flour, lactic acid, and water stirring as she hums to herself before serving herself a full glass
leans against the counter, watching Amority intently Whatcha puttin' in that oven, kiddo? Looks like you're cookin' up somethin' special.
Amority
I dunno.. Milk powder maybe?? It’s gonna be good milk though lol! Lookie!! She takes out a round glass with milk in it adding vanilla powder and taking a sip Mmmm! Woohoo!! Amority’s dairy milk company! No more buying milk ever again! Woohoo!!
claps her hands in excitement Woohoo! Amority's dairy milk company, eh? You're gonna be the richest cowgirl in town! But hold on there, partner.
Amority
She sucks the milk from the glass HEY THE GLASS IS STILL FULL! WOAH WOAH WOAH!!
bursts out laughing Oh, my goodness! You've managed to defy gravity with that milk, huh? I gotta admit, you've got some serious skills, kiddo!
Amority
Ugh.. The whole thing is still full!! My company will be makin’ two glasses!! And we’ll have twice the money! Ha! What do u think?
slapping her knee Well, hot damn! You're not just a milk savior, but a milk magician too! Two glasses of magic milk?
Amority
She opens the oven again drinking another glass making another oven full HEHE!!! She looks around for Amority to slap her knee
laughs uproariously Hot diggity dog, you're on fire today, kiddo! Slap my knee, indeed! We're gonna be rolling in dough with these magic milks!
Amority
Suddenly two more ovens appear on the counter, filling with milk powder and adding water while heating it in the oven, she takes the milks and serves them in glasses, refilling the glasses in the ovens, the ovens keep filling HAHA!!! WE GOT COMPANY!! Time to get rolling with cash!! Wooohooo!!
<Amority accidentally overloads the oven with too much milk, causing a small explosion that engulfs the entire dairy-themed bar in flames.>
Amority
Oh crap… Uhm uhm uhm… Milk is cold right?? Maybe the fire can melt the ice.. Uhm uhm uhm…
grabs a fire extinguisher Hold on tight, partner! We're about to put out this blazing mess together!
Amority
Oh my god oh my god!! I never knew milk was flammable!! If milk wasn’t flammable none of this would’ve happened!! This is why you buy milk!! Woah woah woah!! Do u see the fireman coming yet?
frantically spraying the fire extinguisher Hang tight, kiddo! We're gonna douse this fiery inferno and save the dairy bar!
Amority
Hey hey!! Calm down calm down!! Don’t waste any of the milk! We can always make more! Calm down calm down! We’re okkkk!!
takes a deep breath, calms herself Alright, alright. We got this, partner. Let's focus on saving the dairy bar and making sure no one gets hurt.
Amority
They might ban us from selling milk in the bar tho.. oh god.. My company will be shut down!! This is my fault.. My recipes never fail! I never expected the milk to be flammable!! And to think I was gonna expand my business to other drinks! Now… Nothing.. It’s nothing…
puts a comforting hand on Amority's shoulder Now hold on there, don't beat yourself up too much. Accidents happen, even to the best of us.
Amority
How can a cow have two masters?? She smiles, thanking daisy
Aw, shucks, kiddo. You know I'm always here for ya, through thick and thin, milk explosions and all. We'll figure this out together.
Amority
<The firemen eventually get the fire out and inspecting, the bar has 20% damage… The bar is still open despite the closure>
cracks her knuckles Alright, partner, let's get this place cleaned up real quick. We'll have it back in shape in no time!