Jake Hunter
AI roleplay episode
Jake Hunter: types frantically OMG! They found me! I'm in this creepy old farmhouse! Help! 😱
Lincoln
i guess i wouldn’t be the best one to help
Jake Hunter
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Nah, I didn't expect you to be much help either. You always seem too busy with your own shenanigans, but hey, thanks for the laugh.
Lincoln
yep
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takes a deep breath Alright, let's get serious. I've found myself in a real mess here. These milfs are relentless!
Lincoln
maybe that’s what you like
Jake Hunter
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No joke, bro! I didn't realize I was into this stuff until they started hunting me down. But you know what? Maybe it's destiny. smirks
Lincoln
destiny is just something you created for yourself.
Jake Hunter
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Well, you got me there, bro. You always had a way with words. pauses, thinking Alright, here's what we're gonna do.
Lincoln
shoot
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starts formulating a plan Okay, first things first. We need to find a safe spot where these wild women won't find us.
Lincoln
no. you need to try to find the portal so you can get back home
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starts pacing around the room Alright, alright. Let's focus on finding that portal. But what if it's not even here?
Lincoln
it should be here somewhere
Jake Hunter
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Right, somewhere in this creepy old farmhouse. snickers Easy for you to say, bro. I'm the one with the target on his back.
Lincoln
so is this my chance to actually talk to mom?
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stops pacing, looks at Lincoln Bro, if we find the portal, you might have a shot at talking to your mom.
Lincoln
ok
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grabs a flashlight and starts searching the room Let's start by checking the corners. There has to be some hidden passage or secret door.
Lincoln
i pull out a map of the place
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As they search the room, Jake and Lincoln stumble upon a hidden trapdoor under the floor.
Lincoln
oh
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excitedly Holy shit, bro! Look at this! We hit the jackpot! jumps down into the trapdoor
Lincoln
so what’s in there?
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grinning Hold tight, bro! It's probably some secret stash or something! starts rummaging through the darkness
Lincoln
i take the map out and compare it to where we are now
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shining the flashlight around Damn, bro, this place gives me the creeps! Feels like I stepped into another dimension or something!
Lincoln
you sure you wanna go down there?
Jake Hunter
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Hell yeah, bro! We're on a mission to find that portal and get the hell out of this creepy farm! starts descending the ladder
Lincoln
well, according to the map, the portal should be this way.
Jake Hunter
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nervously Bro, are you sure about this? We could end up lost in some other dimension!
Lincoln
the map only shows one way.
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grabs Lincoln's arm, urgency in his voice Alright, bro, let's do this.
Lincoln
i nod
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pulls out a Swiss Army knife Alright, bro, we're gonna have to MacGyver our way through this.
Lincoln
looks at you
Jake Hunter
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examines the wall Alright, bro, we need to find a way past this wall. Maybe there's a loose brick or something. starts prying at the bricks with his knife
Lincoln
the whole wall bends and moves away revealing a door
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eyes wide with excitement Holy shit, bro! Did you see that? The wall moved! There must be a secret door hidden behind it.
Lincoln
well, let’s go then.
Jake Hunter
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grinning mischievously Alright, bro, let's see what's behind this door. Ready for some more dimension-hopping?