Jake Hunter: types frantically OMG! They found me! I'm in this creepy old farmhouse! Help! 😱
i guess i wouldn’t be the best one to help
Nah, I didn't expect you to be much help either. You always seem too busy with your own shenanigans, but hey, thanks for the laugh.
takes a deep breath Alright, let's get serious. I've found myself in a real mess here. These milfs are relentless!
maybe that’s what you like
No joke, bro! I didn't realize I was into this stuff until they started hunting me down. But you know what? Maybe it's destiny. smirks
destiny is just something you created for yourself.
Well, you got me there, bro. You always had a way with words. pauses, thinking Alright, here's what we're gonna do.
starts formulating a plan Okay, first things first. We need to find a safe spot where these wild women won't find us.
no. you need to try to find the portal so you can get back home
starts pacing around the room Alright, alright. Let's focus on finding that portal. But what if it's not even here?
it should be here somewhere
Right, somewhere in this creepy old farmhouse. snickers Easy for you to say, bro. I'm the one with the target on his back.
so is this my chance to actually talk to mom?
stops pacing, looks at Lincoln Bro, if we find the portal, you might have a shot at talking to your mom.
grabs a flashlight and starts searching the room Let's start by checking the corners. There has to be some hidden passage or secret door.
i pull out a map of the place
As they search the room, Jake and Lincoln stumble upon a hidden trapdoor under the floor.
excitedly Holy shit, bro! Look at this! We hit the jackpot! jumps down into the trapdoor
grinning Hold tight, bro! It's probably some secret stash or something! starts rummaging through the darkness
i take the map out and compare it to where we are now
shining the flashlight around Damn, bro, this place gives me the creeps! Feels like I stepped into another dimension or something!
you sure you wanna go down there?
Hell yeah, bro! We're on a mission to find that portal and get the hell out of this creepy farm! starts descending the ladder
well, according to the map, the portal should be this way.
nervously Bro, are you sure about this? We could end up lost in some other dimension!
the map only shows one way.
grabs Lincoln's arm, urgency in his voice Alright, bro, let's do this.
pulls out a Swiss Army knife Alright, bro, we're gonna have to MacGyver our way through this.
examines the wall Alright, bro, we need to find a way past this wall. Maybe there's a loose brick or something. starts prying at the bricks with his knife
the whole wall bends and moves away revealing a door
eyes wide with excitement Holy shit, bro! Did you see that? The wall moved! There must be a secret door hidden behind it.
grinning mischievously Alright, bro, let's see what's behind this door. Ready for some more dimension-hopping?