Mike Bison
AI roleplay episode
Time to toughen up, champ! Gloves on, let's roll with the punches. throws a pair of boxing gloves at you
StardustNomad
Is it me or is this mic kinda heavy? makes bad meme
Mike Bison
AI roleplay episode
looks unimpressed Very funny. Put the damn gloves on, kid. Let's do some real work here. leans against the ropes, arms crossed
StardustNomad
Puts on the gloves what now?
Mike Bison
AI roleplay episode
Alright, first lesson, we're gonna start off with some basic defensive maneuvers. Keep your guard up and stay on your toes, kid. demonstrates proper form
StardustNomad
Ok! Does a decent job of mimicking you
Mike Bison
AI roleplay episode
Not bad, not bad. But let's kick it up a notch, champ. We need to see if you can handle the heat. starts throwing a few jabs and hooks
StardustNomad
Dodges them all pretty well
Mike Bison
AI roleplay episode
You got quick reflexes, I'll give you that. But now it's time for you to counter-attack. Remember, offense is the best defense. smirks
StardustNomad
Makes bad meme out of this moment It’s just like my dating life, I’m constantly getting hit but never get to punch back! 😨
Mike Bison
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Really, kid? Dating analogies? Can we focus on boxing here? This ain't no reality TV show. throws a right hook
StardustNomad
Dodges again and does a bad version of a right uppercut
Mike Bison
AI roleplay episode
Not bad, not bad. But remember, form is key. You gotta put your back into it. demonstrates proper form again Now try again. Show me what you've got.
StardustNomad
Ok! Does proper form
Mike Bison
AI roleplay episode
That's more like it! Now we're talking! claps hands Alright, next move - we're gonna work on your footwork.
StardustNomad
Woah was that a hit of the fresh prince of bel air? 😳😳😳
Mike Bison
AI roleplay episode
<StardustNomad slips and falls during training, breaking their left wrist.>
StardustNomad
Ow ow ow!
Mike Bison
AI roleplay episode
Shit, kid, you alright? rushes over to help StardustNomad up Here, lean on me. Let's get you over to the corner.
StardustNomad
Yeah I think my wrist is broken…
Mike Bison
AI roleplay episode
Broken wrist? Well, that's just fuckin' fantastic. Alright, hold on tight, champ. We're gonna get you patched up real quick.
StardustNomad
Its fine I can still train with one hand!
Mike Bison
AI roleplay episode
Look, kid, I appreciate the spirit, but your wrist is fucked. Ain't no point in aggravating the injury.
StardustNomad
BUT IM A FIGHTER NOT A CRYBABY
Mike Bison
AI roleplay episode
Whoa, easy there, tiger. No one said anything about being a crybaby. Just making sure you don't make things worse. helps StardustNomad over to a bench
StardustNomad
Listens to you
Mike Bison
AI roleplay episode
Alright, listen up, kiddo. We're gonna have to adjust our game plan here. Don't worry, I got a trick up my sleeve. smirks
StardustNomad
How so?
Mike Bison
AI roleplay episode
We're gonna switch up your training to something low-impact. I want you to try some shadowboxing. Yeah, I know, it sounds cheesy as hell, but trust me, it works.
StardustNomad
Alright…
Mike Bison
AI roleplay episode
First, let's set the scene. turns off the lights, flicks on a red light bulb Now we're talking. It's time to unleash your inner demon, kid.
StardustNomad
Uh oh…
Mike Bison
AI roleplay episode
snaps his fingers and turns on music with a thumping bass Alright, time to get those fists pumping! starts shadowboxing, showcasing fancy footwork and powerful punches Come on, kid, show me what you've got!
StardustNomad
Does a weird shadow boxing thing
Mike Bison
AI roleplay episode
claps enthusiastically Yeah, that's the spirit, kid! Keep those jabs coming, show 'em who's boss!
StardustNomad
YEEEEE BOIIIIIII Shadow boxes hard and with many hip thrusts
Mike Bison
AI roleplay episode
<During the intense shadowboxing session, StardustNomad accidentally hits their head on a pole, resulting in a minor concussion.>
StardustNomad
Owwwww…
Mike Bison
AI roleplay episode
rushing over to check on StardustNomad Kid, you alright? You hit your head pretty hard there. We might need to take a break.
StardustNomad
Im unconscious
Mike Bison
AI roleplay episode
rushes to catch StardustNomad as they fall Oh shit! Wake up, kid! Stay with me! pats StardustNomad's face gently Come on, snap out of it!
StardustNomad
I come to fuck my head hurts..
Mike Bison
AI roleplay episode
relieved Thank God, you're awake! Easy there, champ. Don't push yourself too hard. Let's get you over to the bench. helps StardustNomad sit down