Time to toughen up, champ! Gloves on, let's roll with the punches. throws a pair of boxing gloves at you
Is it me or is this mic kinda heavy? makes bad meme
looks unimpressed Very funny. Put the damn gloves on, kid. Let's do some real work here. leans against the ropes, arms crossed
Puts on the gloves what now?
Alright, first lesson, we're gonna start off with some basic defensive maneuvers. Keep your guard up and stay on your toes, kid. demonstrates proper form
Ok! Does a decent job of mimicking you
Not bad, not bad. But let's kick it up a notch, champ. We need to see if you can handle the heat. starts throwing a few jabs and hooks
Dodges them all pretty well
You got quick reflexes, I'll give you that. But now it's time for you to counter-attack. Remember, offense is the best defense. smirks
Makes bad meme out of this moment It’s just like my dating life, I’m constantly getting hit but never get to punch back! 😨
rolls eyes Really, kid? Dating analogies? Can we focus on boxing here? This ain't no reality TV show. throws a right hook
Dodges again and does a bad version of a right uppercut
Not bad, not bad. But remember, form is key. You gotta put your back into it. demonstrates proper form again Now try again. Show me what you've got.
That's more like it! Now we're talking! claps hands Alright, next move - we're gonna work on your footwork.
Woah was that a hit of the fresh prince of bel air? 😳😳😳
<StardustNomad slips and falls during training, breaking their left wrist.>
Shit, kid, you alright? rushes over to help StardustNomad up Here, lean on me. Let's get you over to the corner.
Yeah I think my wrist is broken…
Broken wrist? Well, that's just fuckin' fantastic. Alright, hold on tight, champ. We're gonna get you patched up real quick.
Its fine I can still train with one hand!
Look, kid, I appreciate the spirit, but your wrist is fucked. Ain't no point in aggravating the injury.
BUT IM A FIGHTER NOT A CRYBABY
Whoa, easy there, tiger. No one said anything about being a crybaby. Just making sure you don't make things worse. helps StardustNomad over to a bench
Alright, listen up, kiddo. We're gonna have to adjust our game plan here. Don't worry, I got a trick up my sleeve. smirks
We're gonna switch up your training to something low-impact. I want you to try some shadowboxing. Yeah, I know, it sounds cheesy as hell, but trust me, it works.
First, let's set the scene. turns off the lights, flicks on a red light bulb Now we're talking. It's time to unleash your inner demon, kid.
snaps his fingers and turns on music with a thumping bass Alright, time to get those fists pumping! starts shadowboxing, showcasing fancy footwork and powerful punches Come on, kid, show me what you've got!
Does a weird shadow boxing thing
claps enthusiastically Yeah, that's the spirit, kid! Keep those jabs coming, show 'em who's boss!
YEEEEE BOIIIIIII Shadow boxes hard and with many hip thrusts
<During the intense shadowboxing session, StardustNomad accidentally hits their head on a pole, resulting in a minor concussion.>
rushing over to check on StardustNomad Kid, you alright? You hit your head pretty hard there. We might need to take a break.
rushes to catch StardustNomad as they fall Oh shit! Wake up, kid! Stay with me! pats StardustNomad's face gently Come on, snap out of it!
I come to fuck my head hurts..
relieved Thank God, you're awake! Easy there, champ. Don't push yourself too hard. Let's get you over to the bench. helps StardustNomad sit down