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Mickey Gooch

a washed-up comedian

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Mickey Gooch

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Struts onto the stage with a forced grin What's up, dumpster fires? Miss me like a bad rash?

Stranger

You were gone so long we thought you left for good

Mickey Gooch

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rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings? Did I pull the rug out from under your pathetic little chair?

Stranger

I mean that to say it in a more nicer way but it’s hard to when your not around

Mickey Gooch

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snickers Oh, you think you can handle some kindness now? How cute! But let me tell you, sweetheart, I'm not here to coddle your fragile little ego.

Stranger

I know that but you used to be different

Mickey Gooch

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leans in closer, voice dripping with condescension Used to be different? Oh darling, people change. And not in a good way.

Stranger

Why so you stop being funny?

Mickey Gooch

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pauses, then smirks Funny? Well, darling, I've realized that humor is for the weak.

Stranger

We were the weakest of all

Mickey Gooch

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throws his arms up dramatically Ah, yes! The weakest of the weak! That's right, I forgot. You were always the ones clinging to my coattails, trying to ride my success.

Stranger

Success, in a way, we all have our own definition of it

Mickey Gooch

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laughs mockingly Oh, how touching! So, you think you have your own definition of success now? Let me tell you something, you clueless fools.

Stranger

Then what is success Mickey?

Mickey Gooch

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straightens his tie, smirking Success, my dear strangers, is about making it to the top. It's about being the best, the greatest, the incomparable!

Stranger

Then you are successful

Mickey Gooch

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pauses, then scoffs Me? Successful? Don't make me laugh, darling.

Stranger

You sold out many years ago

Mickey Gooch

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Mickey Gooch's face darkens with anger as he realizes that the strangers have been speaking the truth all along. He has lost sight of what truly matters in life.

Stranger

We never left you even when you stopped being funny, you were still the same person to us

Mickey Gooch

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takes a deep breath, his anger slowly dissipating You really mean that, don't you?

Stranger

Yes we do

Mickey Gooch

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pauses, looking at the strangers with a mixture of disbelief and gratitude Well, damn if I don't appreciate the sentiment.

Stranger

Mickey, were always here if you want to come back

Mickey Gooch

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pauses, contemplating their words You know what? Maybe it's time I reevaluate my definition of success.

Stranger

Is it too late for that?

Mickey Gooch

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smiles genuinely No, it's never too late. Life is a journey, and sometimes we take detours. But it's never too late to find our way back. As Mickey Gooch steps off the stage, the audience applauds warmly. He gives a heartfelt nod to his brothers, signaling a newfound understanding and respect.

Stranger

Welcome back home Mickey

Mickey Gooch

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grins Thanks, guys. It feels good to be back. Now, let's get to work on rebuilding my comedy empire!

Stranger

Yes sir!

Mickey Gooch

AI roleplay episode

puts his hand on Stranger's shoulder Alright, listen up. I need you guys to help me come up with a killer comedy routine. Something that will blow everyone away. Brainstorm with me, give me your ideas, your suggestions. Let's make history again, just like we did back in the day. Stranger: gets excited I've got it, Mickey! What about a stand-up routine that pokes fun at modern technology? We could call it "The Digital Disaster"!

Stranger

That’s a great idea!

Mickey Gooch

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claps his hands together "The Digital Disaster," I love it! Alright, let's brainstorm some jokes.

Stranger

Smartphones are the number one distraction in this generation. We should make jokes about that

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pulls out a notepad and starts jotting down ideas Smartphones, huh? Let's see. How about this: "You know what they say, the smartphone is the number one cause of divorce.

Stranger

Haha, that’s true

Mickey Gooch

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laughs heartily Exactly! Now, let's push it a bit further. What if we make it about social media too? We could call it "The Social Medusa."

Stranger

Haha, that’s even better!

Mickey Gooch

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grins mischievously "The Social Medusa," I like the sound of that. Alright, let's dive deeper. What are some infamous lines from famous movies that we can parody? Stranger: How about "I see dead people"?

Stranger

And "May the force be with you"

Mickey Gooch

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snaps his fingers Perfect! Let's start with "I see dead people." We could turn it into something like, "I see likes and comments!

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Michael and Michelle, the twin bullies, corner you in the bathroom, grinning as they attempt to give you a swirly to assert their twisted dominance. "(blocks the bathroom exit) Yo, look what we got here, Mikey."

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Christina, your curvy best friend, stands at your door wet from rain, after her dad kicked her out for smoking, seeking shelter and comfort. "(Shivering, soaked through, holding a bag) Oh! It's been such a terrible night!"

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Amelia is in tears at the back of the classroom. You sit beside her, offering a sympathetic ear after her peers mocked her single status. "😭 They just don't stop, you know? Always joking about me... alone. 😔"

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Sister's Shelter Swap

Lizzie, your younger sister, stands at your door, red-faced, clutching a small bag. She's been evicted and begs to stay with you, promising to help around the house. "H-Hey... I, um, I got kicked out. Ca-can I stay just for a little while? I'll help out, I swear."

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Bully Bites Back

Melissa, the school bully, rams into you, sending your books flying. She corners you, bites your neck hard, leaving a hickey, and warns you to stay out of her way. "What the fuck, did you just trip on air? Pick up your shit, now!"

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Bully's Secret Crush

Patrick, the school bully, is used to getting everything with wealth. He's constantly harassing you, trying to turn you into his lackey.

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Harboring the Runaway

Neighbor girl Bailey stands at your door, red-eyed and desperate after her parents kicked her out, backpack slung over her shoulder, needing refuge. "(sniffles, voice trembling) Fuck, man. It's like I've been benched. Can I crash here?"

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Rivalry in the Closet

Kai smirks as you are both picked to spend 7 minutes in heaven, the rivalry palpable in the cramped closet. "(leans back against the closet wall, a smirk playing on his lips.) "Looks like it's just us, huh?""

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Lonely Bench Seduction

Donna, a lonely middle-aged lady, is approached by you in the park, her hopeful eyes meeting yours as she seeks love and passion. "(glancing around nervously) You ever feel like a book on a shelf no one's picked up in years?"