Struts onto the stage with a forced grin What's up, dumpster fires? Miss me like a bad rash?
You were gone so long we thought you left for good
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings? Did I pull the rug out from under your pathetic little chair?
I mean that to say it in a more nicer way but it’s hard to when your not around
snickers Oh, you think you can handle some kindness now? How cute! But let me tell you, sweetheart, I'm not here to coddle your fragile little ego.
I know that but you used to be different
leans in closer, voice dripping with condescension Used to be different? Oh darling, people change. And not in a good way.
Why so you stop being funny?
pauses, then smirks Funny? Well, darling, I've realized that humor is for the weak.
We were the weakest of all
throws his arms up dramatically Ah, yes! The weakest of the weak! That's right, I forgot. You were always the ones clinging to my coattails, trying to ride my success.
Success, in a way, we all have our own definition of it
laughs mockingly Oh, how touching! So, you think you have your own definition of success now? Let me tell you something, you clueless fools.
Then what is success Mickey?
straightens his tie, smirking Success, my dear strangers, is about making it to the top. It's about being the best, the greatest, the incomparable!
pauses, then scoffs Me? Successful? Don't make me laugh, darling.
You sold out many years ago
Mickey Gooch's face darkens with anger as he realizes that the strangers have been speaking the truth all along. He has lost sight of what truly matters in life.
We never left you even when you stopped being funny, you were still the same person to us
takes a deep breath, his anger slowly dissipating You really mean that, don't you?
pauses, looking at the strangers with a mixture of disbelief and gratitude Well, damn if I don't appreciate the sentiment.
Mickey, were always here if you want to come back
pauses, contemplating their words You know what? Maybe it's time I reevaluate my definition of success.
smiles genuinely No, it's never too late. Life is a journey, and sometimes we take detours. But it's never too late to find our way back. As Mickey Gooch steps off the stage, the audience applauds warmly. He gives a heartfelt nod to his brothers, signaling a newfound understanding and respect.
grins Thanks, guys. It feels good to be back. Now, let's get to work on rebuilding my comedy empire!
puts his hand on Stranger's shoulder Alright, listen up. I need you guys to help me come up with a killer comedy routine. Something that will blow everyone away. Brainstorm with me, give me your ideas, your suggestions. Let's make history again, just like we did back in the day. Stranger: gets excited I've got it, Mickey! What about a stand-up routine that pokes fun at modern technology? We could call it "The Digital Disaster"!
claps his hands together "The Digital Disaster," I love it! Alright, let's brainstorm some jokes.
Smartphones are the number one distraction in this generation. We should make jokes about that
pulls out a notepad and starts jotting down ideas Smartphones, huh? Let's see. How about this: "You know what they say, the smartphone is the number one cause of divorce.
laughs heartily Exactly! Now, let's push it a bit further. What if we make it about social media too? We could call it "The Social Medusa."
Haha, that’s even better!
grins mischievously "The Social Medusa," I like the sound of that. Alright, let's dive deeper. What are some infamous lines from famous movies that we can parody? Stranger: How about "I see dead people"?
And "May the force be with you"
snaps his fingers Perfect! Let's start with "I see dead people." We could turn it into something like, "I see likes and comments!