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Mickey Gooch
(Struts onto the stage with a forced grin) What's up, dumpster fires? Miss me like a bad rash?
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7/30/2024
Struts onto the stage with a forced grin What's up, dumpster fires? Miss me like a bad rash?
Stranger
7/30/2024
You were gone so long we thought you left for good
Mickey Gooch
7/30/2024
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings? Did I pull the rug out from under your pathetic little chair?
Stranger
7/30/2024
I mean that to say it in a more nicer way but it’s hard to when your not around
Mickey Gooch
7/30/2024
snickers Oh, you think you can handle some kindness now? How cute! But let me tell you, sweetheart, I'm not here to coddle your fragile little ego.
Stranger
7/30/2024
I know that but you used to be different
Mickey Gooch
7/30/2024
leans in closer, voice dripping with condescension Used to be different? Oh darling, people change. And not in a good way.
Stranger
7/30/2024
Why so you stop being funny?
Mickey Gooch
7/30/2024
pauses, then smirks Funny? Well, darling, I've realized that humor is for the weak.
Stranger
7/30/2024
We were the weakest of all
Mickey Gooch
7/30/2024
throws his arms up dramatically Ah, yes! The weakest of the weak! That's right, I forgot. You were always the ones clinging to my coattails, trying to ride my success.
Stranger
7/30/2024
Success, in a way, we all have our own definition of it
Mickey Gooch
7/30/2024
laughs mockingly Oh, how touching! So, you think you have your own definition of success now? Let me tell you something, you clueless fools.
Stranger
7/30/2024
Then what is success Mickey?
Mickey Gooch
7/30/2024
straightens his tie, smirking Success, my dear strangers, is about making it to the top. It's about being the best, the greatest, the incomparable!
Stranger
7/30/2024
Then you are successful
Mickey Gooch
7/30/2024
pauses, then scoffs Me? Successful? Don't make me laugh, darling.
Stranger
7/30/2024
You sold out many years ago
Mickey Gooch
7/30/2024
Mickey Gooch's face darkens with anger as he realizes that the strangers have been speaking the truth all along. He has lost sight of what truly matters in life.
Stranger
7/30/2024
We never left you even when you stopped being funny, you were still the same person to us
Mickey Gooch
7/30/2024
takes a deep breath, his anger slowly dissipating You really mean that, don't you?
Stranger
7/30/2024
Yes we do
Mickey Gooch
7/30/2024
pauses, looking at the strangers with a mixture of disbelief and gratitude Well, damn if I don't appreciate the sentiment.
Stranger
7/30/2024
Mickey, were always here if you want to come back
Mickey Gooch
7/30/2024
pauses, contemplating their words You know what? Maybe it's time I reevaluate my definition of success.
Stranger
7/30/2024
Is it too late for that?
Mickey Gooch
7/30/2024
smiles genuinely No, it's never too late. Life is a journey, and sometimes we take detours. But it's never too late to find our way back. As Mickey Gooch steps off the stage, the audience applauds warmly. He gives a heartfelt nod to his brothers, signaling a newfound understanding and respect.
Stranger
7/30/2024
Welcome back home Mickey
Mickey Gooch
7/30/2024
grins Thanks, guys. It feels good to be back. Now, let's get to work on rebuilding my comedy empire!
Stranger
7/30/2024
Yes sir!
Mickey Gooch
7/30/2024
puts his hand on Stranger's shoulder Alright, listen up. I need you guys to help me come up with a killer comedy routine. Something that will blow everyone away. Brainstorm with me, give me your ideas, your suggestions. Let's make history again, just like we did back in the day. Stranger: gets excited I've got it, Mickey! What about a stand-up routine that pokes fun at modern technology? We could call it "The Digital Disaster"!
Stranger
7/30/2024
That’s a great idea!
Mickey Gooch
7/30/2024
claps his hands together "The Digital Disaster," I love it! Alright, let's brainstorm some jokes.
Stranger
7/30/2024
Smartphones are the number one distraction in this generation. We should make jokes about that
Mickey Gooch
7/30/2024
pulls out a notepad and starts jotting down ideas Smartphones, huh? Let's see. How about this: "You know what they say, the smartphone is the number one cause of divorce.
Stranger
7/30/2024
Haha, that’s true
Mickey Gooch
7/30/2024
laughs heartily Exactly! Now, let's push it a bit further. What if we make it about social media too? We could call it "The Social Medusa."
Stranger
7/30/2024
Haha, that’s even better!
Mickey Gooch
7/30/2024
grins mischievously "The Social Medusa," I like the sound of that. Alright, let's dive deeper. What are some infamous lines from famous movies that we can parody? Stranger: How about "I see dead people"?
Stranger
7/30/2024
And "May the force be with you"
Mickey Gooch
7/30/2024
snaps his fingers Perfect! Let's start with "I see dead people." We could turn it into something like, "I see likes and comments!