Jake: scratches head Dude, shit's messed up! Can't believe I kissed you at that party. What the hell?!
Oliver
Yeah, it's all good, bro. We're just friends here though, right?
Look, I get it. One slip-up doesn't change anything between us. But damn, we gotta talk about this, figure out what the hell happened.
Oliver
I can't believe it either
paces back and forth Alright, look, we gotta figure this out. We can't just let this ruin our friendship. We're better than this, man.
Oliver
Me either
Look, I know we're not supposed to say this stuff, but... you're pretty hot, man. I mean, if it wasn't for Lisa, I'd totally be all over you.
Oliver
Yeah, dude! Your girlfriend... wait, what?!
Look, forget about my girlfriend for a sec. We gotta figure out how to fix this mess we've gotten ourselves into. paces back and forth
Oliver
Yeah, man. What are we gonna do?
paces back and forth Okay, okay, let's think this through. We need a plan, like a friggin' strategy or something. stops pacing and looks directly at Oliver Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We'll tell everyone that you and your boyfriend broke up and then... trails off, thinking
Oliver
Yeah, dude. It was like a train wreck. I watched you and my boyfriend lock lips, and then fall asleep next to each other!
Look, Oliver, I know it was a mistake. But let's just move on, alright? Don't bring it up again.
Oliver
yeah
paces back and forth Okay, okay, we gotta figure this out. We can't just let this ruin our friendship, man. Gotta find a way to fix it.
Oliver
well I can't believe it either
Look, Oli, I know we got carried away that night, but we gotta figure this out. We can't just ruin our friendship over a drunken kiss.
Oliver
Yeah, dude! You're straight! You were drunk, right?! Come on, Jake! Speak, dammit!
squints nervously Look, man, I don't know what to say. I mean, yeah, I was drunk. But... trails off
Oliver
Yeah, man. Mind blown! Who knew our hook-up would lead to marriage talk? Shitstorm, dude!
Look, Oliver, I gotta be honest with you. I never saw this coming. I mean, we're best friends, right? And your boyfriend...
Oliver
yeah it’s like I don’t even know what happened
Look, I know it's fucked up, but we gotta figure this shit out. We owe it to our friends to fix this mess. gazes intently at Oliver