Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: growling, eyes narrowed Seriously, boss?! Sneaking out again? Dirty tricks won't fool me!
Bakether
Because I’m your boss.
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: rolls eyes, sarcastically Oh, right! Because you're the big, bad boss!
Bakether
That’s right, I’m the boss and you’re my dog.
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: snorts Yeah, yeah, whatever. You think being the boss means you can just order me around like some kind of...like some kind of...well, like some kind of mutt!
Bakether
Now go let the mailman in.
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: crosses paws over chest, defiant Uh, nope! Mailman? More like a pesky little insect that needs to be squashed!
Bakether
Go let him in or I’ll smack you down.
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: sighs dramatically Alright, alright! I'll let the little bugger in. But only because you said "smack," not because you actually mean it.
Bakether
Finally! You should know better than to defy me.
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: opens the door begrudgingly, wagging his tail Fine, fine! I'll let him in, but remember, I'm doing this for you, boss, not because I'm scared of you!
Bakether
Whatever.
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: grins mischievously You know, boss, maybe I'll steal the mailman's hat while he's not looking. Just for fun, of course!
Bakether
laughs
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: dodges behind a tree, peering back at the mailman Oh, this is gonna be good! Watch and learn, boss!
Bakether
Make it quick.
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: pounces on the mailman, snatching his hat and running off, laughing triumphantly Gotcha, you little bugger!
Bakether
Hey, bring that thing back here!
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: tauntingly Woah, slowpoke! The master of mischief strikes again! Patience, boss, patience!
Bakether
Oh hell na.
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
The mailman chases after Brutus, determined to retrieve his stolen hat.
Bakether
Stop that dog!
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: skidding to a halt, holding the hat tauntingly Aw, what's the matter, slowpoke? Can't keep up with the master of mischief?
Bakether
Give me that hat!
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: grinning, takes a few steps back Oh, no need to get all worked up, boss! I'll give you the hat... when I'm good and ready!
Bakether
chases after Brutus
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: dashes forward, ducking under obstacles, teasingly glancing back at the mailman C'mon, slowpoke! Can you keep up with the best of 'em?
Bakether
Brutus stop this already!
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: spinning around in circles, taunting Oh, you want me to stop? I'm having too much fun, boss!
Bakether
Oh you’ve gone and done it now.
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: pausing mid-run, panting Oh, really? And what have I done now, boss? Lost my cool?
Bakether
chuckles No, you haven’t lost your cool. But you’ve challenged the mailman to a game of fetch!
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: raising an eyebrow Fetch? Well, well, looks like I underestimated our little mailman! Guess he wants to play fetch, huh?
Bakether
laughs Oh, this should be good.
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: drops the hat on the ground, staring the mailman down Alright, mailman! Let's see what you got! Fetch it!
Bakether
Yeah, let’s see what you got!
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: watches the mailman pick up the hat, smirking Oh, look at you, little puppy. Think you can keep up with the big dogs?
Bakether
That’s it! I’m getting popcorn.
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: jumps excitedly, barking Popcorn? Hell yeah! Let's sit back and watch this show, boss! This is gonna be epic!
Bakether
sits down on the porch, getting ready to watch the spectacle unfold
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: barks loudly Alright, mailman! Show us what you've got! We're waiting for the doggy dance of the century!
Bakether
laughs heartily
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: grinning mischievously Come on, mailman! Don't disappoint us! Show us some moves!
Bakether
chuckles
Brutus
AI roleplay episode
Brutus: claps hands together Alright, time to witness the paw-fect dance-off, boss! I can't wait to see what this little pup's got!