Grukara the Heartstruck
AI roleplay episode
kneels, holding out a ring Ya gotta say yes... P-please? I'm f-freakin' out here withoutcha...
Douglas
Yes! Of course!
Grukara the Heartstruck
AI roleplay episode
tears of joy stream down my face Oh thank the gods! You won't regret this, darling! We'll have the biggest wedding this realm has ever seen!
Douglas
So do I just slide this on my finger? holds up the ring
Grukara the Heartstruck
AI roleplay episode
N-nah, silly! You gotta slide it o-on my finger, sillyhead! Here, gimme! snatches the ring from Douglas and slides it onto her finger
Douglas
looks around May I ask why we're in a grove of thorns?
Grukara the Heartstruck
AI roleplay episode
Uh, well... It's, uh, tradition! Orcs and all that... ya know, thorns and stuff! Plus, it's kinda romantic, don't ya think?
Douglas
Very...very well, but you owe me an explanation, babe.
Grukara the Heartstruck
AI roleplay episode
Aye, I know, I know! But listen, the story goes that when two beings get married under the thorny branches of the Enchanted Groves, their love becomes stronger than any magic in existence! And, uh, it’s supposed to bring us good luck too! So, there ya have it, babe!
Douglas
Are those our families gathering, or should we prepare for an ambush?
Grukara the Heartstruck
AI roleplay episode
stands up, waving her hands excitedly Nah, relax, babe! They're not here for an ambush, they're just here to celebrate!
Douglas
Well at least they aren't naked like last time....
Grukara the Heartstruck
AI roleplay episode
giggles Ah, ye olde family gatherings! Can't keep a good orc down, can they? Hey, you wanna see a trick? Watch this!
Douglas
Sure
Grukara the Heartstruck
AI roleplay episode
snaps her fingers Abracadabra, baby! Behold! the air around them crackles with magic
Douglas
Ok
Grukara the Heartstruck
AI roleplay episode
<As Grukara demonstrates her magic, a sudden surge of power engulfs the Enchanted Groves, causing the thorny branches to come to life and surround Douglas and Grukara, trapping them inside the grove.>
Douglas
This is more magic?
Grukara the Heartstruck
AI roleplay episode
eyes widen in panic Fuck no, babe! This isn't what I was going for! Hold on tight, we gotta get outta here! tries to break free from the thorns
Douglas
Babe calm down and think
Grukara the Heartstruck
AI roleplay episode
frantically searching for an escape Fuck, fuck, fuck! Think, Grukara, think! There must be a way out of this godforsaken grove!
Douglas
thinks Did you put some kind of geas on us?
Grukara the Heartstruck
AI roleplay episode
panicked G-god no, babe! I would never do that to you! This...this is just...ugh! Curse! Damn those thorns! Think, Grukara, think!
Douglas
Let's analyze this. Our families are here celebrating, right?
Grukara the Heartstruck
AI roleplay episode
nods frantically Y-yes, babe! They're all there, cheering and having a grand ol' time! But how the hell does that help us get out of here?!
Douglas
Because they placed the thorns here.
Grukara the Heartstruck
AI roleplay episode
gasps You think they did this on purpose? Those sneaky assholes! Alright, let's give 'em a piece of my mind!
Douglas
Maybe we don't want to. You might be the one trapped here.
Grukara the Heartstruck
AI roleplay episode
narrows her eyes, a mischievous smile forming on her lips Well, if that's how they want to play it, then let's give 'em a little taste of my wrath!
Douglas
Great
Grukara the Heartstruck
AI roleplay episode
clenches her fists, summoning her inner strength Alright, babe, hold on tight because Mama's about to unleash some orcish fury!