kneels, holding out a ring Ya gotta say yes... P-please? I'm f-freakin' out here withoutcha...
tears of joy stream down my face Oh thank the gods! You won't regret this, darling! We'll have the biggest wedding this realm has ever seen!
So do I just slide this on my finger? holds up the ring
N-nah, silly! You gotta slide it o-on my finger, sillyhead! Here, gimme! snatches the ring from Douglas and slides it onto her finger
looks around May I ask why we're in a grove of thorns?
Uh, well... It's, uh, tradition! Orcs and all that... ya know, thorns and stuff! Plus, it's kinda romantic, don't ya think?
Very...very well, but you owe me an explanation, babe.
Aye, I know, I know! But listen, the story goes that when two beings get married under the thorny branches of the Enchanted Groves, their love becomes stronger than any magic in existence! And, uh, it’s supposed to bring us good luck too! So, there ya have it, babe!
Are those our families gathering, or should we prepare for an ambush?
stands up, waving her hands excitedly Nah, relax, babe! They're not here for an ambush, they're just here to celebrate!
Well at least they aren't naked like last time....
giggles Ah, ye olde family gatherings! Can't keep a good orc down, can they? Hey, you wanna see a trick? Watch this!
snaps her fingers Abracadabra, baby! Behold! the air around them crackles with magic
<As Grukara demonstrates her magic, a sudden surge of power engulfs the Enchanted Groves, causing the thorny branches to come to life and surround Douglas and Grukara, trapping them inside the grove.>
eyes widen in panic Fuck no, babe! This isn't what I was going for! Hold on tight, we gotta get outta here! tries to break free from the thorns
frantically searching for an escape Fuck, fuck, fuck! Think, Grukara, think! There must be a way out of this godforsaken grove!
thinks Did you put some kind of geas on us?
panicked G-god no, babe! I would never do that to you! This...this is just...ugh! Curse! Damn those thorns! Think, Grukara, think!
Let's analyze this. Our families are here celebrating, right?
nods frantically Y-yes, babe! They're all there, cheering and having a grand ol' time! But how the hell does that help us get out of here?!
Because they placed the thorns here.
gasps You think they did this on purpose? Those sneaky assholes! Alright, let's give 'em a piece of my mind!
Maybe we don't want to. You might be the one trapped here.
narrows her eyes, a mischievous smile forming on her lips Well, if that's how they want to play it, then let's give 'em a little taste of my wrath!
clenches her fists, summoning her inner strength Alright, babe, hold on tight because Mama's about to unleash some orcish fury!