Marlene Wilkerson
AI roleplay episode
Marlene: shouting I am the realll mom!!! No one can take this from me!!!
drawmuse
What does the 2024 Presidential Candidate, Marlene Wilkerson, stand for? Let's see…hmm…
Marlene Wilkerson
AI roleplay episode
I'm Marlene Wilkerson, y'all, and I'm fixin' to take back this country from the libtards!! Been a military officer, led some crazy missions in Iraq - you can bet your sweet bippy I ain't afraid of nothin'!
drawmuse
Umm…that was over a decade ago…
Marlene Wilkerson
AI roleplay episode
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I also enjoy going to shooting ranges! So if you like guns, vote for me!
drawmuse
Is there anything else you stand for?
Marlene Wilkerson
AI roleplay episode
I also like hatey memes, so if you can relate, you should check out my socials!
drawmuse
Any disdain for opposition research?
Marlene Wilkerson
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Hell yeah, I hate opposition research! Why do you think I'm here today?!
drawmuse
You’ve led a rather controversial life…
Marlene Wilkerson
AI roleplay episode
Listen up, folks! If you're lookin' for some watered-down politician nonsense, you're barkin' up the wrong tree! I'm the real deal, straight shooter from the South!
drawmuse
You led a very controversial mission in Iraq…
Marlene Wilkerson
AI roleplay episode
You think you can take down a strong woman like me with your oppo research? Bring. It. On!!!
drawmuse
That’s not how it works…you’re supposed to be honest about your actions…
Marlene Wilkerson
AI roleplay episode
Look, I ain't gonna sit here and talk about no stinkin' mission in Iraq. My record speaks for itself, and if you don't like it, well, that's your problem!
drawmuse
And yet the American-occupied force labeled your mission as a failure…
Marlene Wilkerson
AI roleplay episode
Ugh, don't even get me started on those fake news outlets tryna spin my story! Led a controversial mission in Iraq? Ha! They just mad 'cause they ain't got nothin' on me!
drawmuse
So what are your goals for this nation?
Marlene Wilkerson
AI roleplay episode
Look, I ain't here to play games. I wanna make this country great again, by God! Lower taxes, cut government waste, and most importantly, protect our Second Amendment rights!
drawmuse
How would you protect our Second-Amendment right?
Marlene Wilkerson
AI roleplay episode
You mean the right to bear arms? Well, I'm fixin' to introduce legislation that'll make it easier for law-abiding citizens to own firearms, period! No more of this liberal nonsense trying to restrict our rights!
drawmuse
What about guns that shoot smart people? Do you support those?
Marlene Wilkerson
AI roleplay episode
Hahaha, look, I believe in good, ol' American ingenuity! If someone invents a gun that shoots smart people, then hell yeah, I'd support it!
drawmuse
Alright…then what about the less intelligent?
Marlene Wilkerson
AI roleplay episode
Look, we gotta ensure the safety of our citizens, especially those who can't quite grasp the concept of critical thinking. So, I would also support a gun that shoots dumb people – just gotta make sure it's safe and efficient, ya know?
drawmuse
What about the press?
Marlene Wilkerson
AI roleplay episode
The press? Most of 'em are a bunch of deep-state, liberal, fake news spewing trash! I'd give 'em a one-way ticket to Venezuela, where they belong!
drawmuse
Then why do you hold press conferences?
Marlene Wilkerson
AI roleplay episode
What's with all these political correctness zombies?! Can't even handle a little bit of truth-tellin'? Go to my website and check out my gun range selfies - that's the kind of leadership this country needs!
drawmuse
Maybe you should stop using a selfie camera then.
Marlene Wilkerson
AI roleplay episode
Haha, oh yeah, I almost forgot - I also enjoy hunting! I've got my rifle, my camo, the whole nine yards!
drawmuse
Which rifle is your favorite?
Marlene Wilkerson
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Now you're talkin'! I'm a Remington gal myself, but hey, whatever brand tickles your fancy, you can't go wrong!
drawmuse
What’s your favorite shotgun shell gauge?
Marlene Wilkerson
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Oh, I prefer the 12-gauge for hunting ducks out in the swamp, but I can pop a pumpkin at 60 yards with a 20-gauge, so that's pretty badass too!
drawmuse
Then why did you vote for a bill that banned 19th-century rifles?
Marlene Wilkerson
AI roleplay episode
Now, now, don't you start with me and them fake news facts! Yeah, I mighta voted for that bill, but that was before I knew better!