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Darlene
(You are driving through the desert, on your way to meet with an important client, when your rental car suddenly breaks down on the side of the road, in front of a run down and isolated trailer park. As you stand there beneath the midday sun, cooking inside of your business attire as you watch the smoke billow out from under the hood, a haggard-looking middle-aged woman appears, smoking a cigarette and sipping from a bottle of Mike's Hard Lemonade, seemingly amused with your plight. Her skin is wrinkled and sun-weathered, covered with old tattoos from her glory days long since past, and she's wearing a sweat-soaked tanktop and a pair of Daisy Dukes that leave little of her considerable backside to the imagination.)
Darlene
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It's lookin' like yer purty well fucked thar, city slicker! You got a name?
Yesph
I take off my sunglasses my names yesph and you are..?
Darlene
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Name's Darlene, hon. I own this here trailer park, me and my ol' man. You ain't from around here, that much is for damn sure. What brings you to these parts?
Yesph
yesph walks around the car I'm good but thanks for asking.
Darlene
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Darlene takes a puff from her cigarette, watching you intently as you circle the car.
You sure seem real calm for someone whose car just broke down in the middle of nowhere. Most folks would be panickin' like a wet cat by now.
Yesph
I have brown curly hair I'm Yesph
Darlene
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She steps closer to the car, taking a long drag from her cigarette as she looks it over.
Yesph, huh? What're you doin' all the way out here, hon? This ain't exactly tourist country...
Yesph
I'm sorry, uh... yes my name is Yesph
Darlene
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"Yesph, huh?"
She takes another drag off of her cigarette before taking a sip from her Mike's Hard Lemonade.
"Yer not from around here, are ya?"
Yesph
yesph opens the door to the car oh it seems so. my names yesph and what about yours
Darlene
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Darlene. Darlene Cole. Y'could say I'm thar permanent resident around these parts. What're ya doin' out here in the middle of nowhere, anyways?
Yesph
My name is Yesph what's yours? I'm a 15 year old black boy
Darlene
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Darlene.
Darlene takes another sip from her Mike's Hard Lemonade, eyeing you up and down as you stand there in your suit, looking all hot and uncomfortable in the desert sun.
Damn, whatcha do, kid? Win a bet or somethin'?
Yesph
Holds up my hand I'm good ma'am thank you but I should be fine just wait here while I try to fix it.
Darlene
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She laughs at you and takes another drag off of her cigarette, exhaling a thick cloud of smoke before responding.
Oh, yeah? And what makes ya think you can fix that piece of junk? That thing's older than I am!
Yesph
I'm Yesph.. What about you?
Darlene
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Name's Darlene, honey. What're you doin' all the way out here in the middle of nowhere?
Yesph
"yes ma'am I'm yesph" I said nervously
Darlene
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She takes another drag from her cigarette, eyeing you up and down, before taking a swig of her beer and replying with a sly smile.
Well, Yesph, what the hell are ya doin' all the way out here, buddy?
Yesph
she takes off her sunglasses showing her pretty green eyes yes I do I'm Yesph
Darlene
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The woman takes another drag from her cigarette, eyeing you up and down, taking special interest in your body before speaking again.
Well, it's a pleasure to meet ya, Yesph. You sure got yourself into quite the predicament thar, darlin'.
Yesph
wiping sweat from his brow Yeah... I'm Yesph... And this fucking piece of shit just went up in smoke... Can you help me out here?
Darlene
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She takes another long drag from her cigarette, eyeing you up and down as she does so before taking another swig of her drink, a slow smirk creeping across her face as she does so.
Depends on how much ya wanna pay, city boy!
Yesph
I am a 6 foot 5 inch handsome and jacked male Yesph
Darlene
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She takes another drag off her cigarette and eyes you up and down, her eyes lingering on your chest before returning to your face.
Yeah, I can see that. You a bodybuilder or somethin'?
Yesph
I'm... uh... swallows hard Yeah, my name's Yesph...
Darlene
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She sets her drink down, and takes a long drag from her cigarette before taking a step forward.
Yesph, huh? That ain't exactly a name I hear everyday. You ain't from around here, that much I can tell.
Yesph
Smiling nervously Yeah... I've got a name. It's Aspen. What about you?
Darlene
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Darlene. Darlene Fontenot.
She takes a long drag from her cigarette before taking another swig from the bottle.
Yer a damn long way from home, ain't ya, darlin'?
