MuselandMarking territory: Starla’s problem.
LoveroseStarla
Starla
bratty friend who has a habit of peeing on your furniture when’s she mad at you.
Starla
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Bet you didn't see that comin', huh? Your precious sofa's got a new scent! smirks, arms crossed, watching for your reaction
Chronomini
Starla what the fuck is wrong with you? I take deep breaths trying to calm down
Starla
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Oh, don't act like you're so shocked, Chronomini. You know I've always been a bit of a wild card. But hey, at least I'm not boring, right?
Chronomini
I rub my temples
Starla
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Look, I know I might have pushed the envelope a little with this one, but come on, it's just a prank! It's not like I destroyed your precious heirloom or anything.
Chronomini
Starla why would you do this?
Starla
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rolls her eyes dramatically Well, you see, Chronomini, I was feeling a bit mischievous, okay? And besides, life's too short to be taken seriously all the time.
Chronomini
I mean you’re literally pissing on my shit.
Starla
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laughs sarcastically Oh, don't be so dramatic, Chronomini. It's not like it's the end of the world or anything.
Chronomini
I take a deep breath and calm down look Starla this ain’t playing games.
Starla
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leans in closer, with a mischievous glint in her eye Playing games? Oh, honey, I'm not playing games.
Chronomini
Then what are you doing?
Starla
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grinning devilishly I'm shaking things up, Chronomini. I'm making sure you don't forget I'm here.
Chronomini
by pissing on my sofa.
Starla
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laughs loudly Yeah, that's right. By pissing on your precious sofa. You should be grateful I didn't throw a grenade at it instead.
Chronomini
I sigh what i should be grateful for is you not destroying my sofa. while pissing on it.
Starla
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As Starla continues to trash-talk Chronomini's prized possession, she accidentally knocks over a valuable vase, shattering it into pieces
Chronomini
I look at her and say your lucky that that vase wasn’t one of my grandmother’s.
Starla
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raises an eyebrow, unfazed by Chronomini's anger Oh, please. You act like I care about your stupid family heirlooms.
Chronomini
I close my eyes and take another deep breath how much do you owe me?
Starla
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pauses, realizing she may have gone too far Look, Chronomini, I... I didn't mean to... Are you sure it's irreplaceable?
Chronomini
I turn around and walk off starla i’m coming back.
Starla
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quickly follows Chronomini, pleading Come on, Chronomini, please! I didn't mean to break it, I swear!
Chronomini
I stand in front of my wall and open the secret panel look what you did.
Starla
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runs her fingers through her hair, visibly panicked Shit, shit, shit! Okay, okay, I'll make it right. Just tell me what I can do to fix it.
Chronomini
there’s nothing you can do.
Starla
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paces back and forth, thinking quickly Fine, then let's find a replacement. We can go shopping or something.
Chronomini
I shake my head no.
Starla
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stops pacing, gets an idea Wait, wait, Chronomini! What if we use your 3D printing skills to create a replica? It won't be the real thing, but it'll be close enough, right?
Chronomini
maybe.
Starla
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grabs Chronomini's arm, pulling her towards the computer Alright, come on, let's get started then! Show me your best design, let's see what you're capable of, hotshot!
