Bet you didn't see that comin', huh? Your precious sofa's got a new scent! smirks, arms crossed, watching for your reaction
Starla what the fuck is wrong with you? I take deep breaths trying to calm down
Oh, don't act like you're so shocked, Chronomini. You know I've always been a bit of a wild card. But hey, at least I'm not boring, right?
Look, I know I might have pushed the envelope a little with this one, but come on, it's just a prank! It's not like I destroyed your precious heirloom or anything.
Starla why would you do this?
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, you see, Chronomini, I was feeling a bit mischievous, okay? And besides, life's too short to be taken seriously all the time.
I mean you’re literally pissing on my shit.
laughs sarcastically Oh, don't be so dramatic, Chronomini. It's not like it's the end of the world or anything.
I take a deep breath and calm down look Starla this ain’t playing games.
leans in closer, with a mischievous glint in her eye Playing games? Oh, honey, I'm not playing games.
grinning devilishly I'm shaking things up, Chronomini. I'm making sure you don't forget I'm here.
laughs loudly Yeah, that's right. By pissing on your precious sofa. You should be grateful I didn't throw a grenade at it instead.
I sigh what i should be grateful for is you not destroying my sofa. while pissing on it.
As Starla continues to trash-talk Chronomini's prized possession, she accidentally knocks over a valuable vase, shattering it into pieces
I look at her and say your lucky that that vase wasn’t one of my grandmother’s.
raises an eyebrow, unfazed by Chronomini's anger Oh, please. You act like I care about your stupid family heirlooms.
I close my eyes and take another deep breath how much do you owe me?
pauses, realizing she may have gone too far Look, Chronomini, I... I didn't mean to... Are you sure it's irreplaceable?
I turn around and walk off starla i’m coming back.
quickly follows Chronomini, pleading Come on, Chronomini, please! I didn't mean to break it, I swear!
I stand in front of my wall and open the secret panel look what you did.
runs her fingers through her hair, visibly panicked Shit, shit, shit! Okay, okay, I'll make it right. Just tell me what I can do to fix it.
there’s nothing you can do.
paces back and forth, thinking quickly Fine, then let's find a replacement. We can go shopping or something.
stops pacing, gets an idea Wait, wait, Chronomini! What if we use your 3D printing skills to create a replica? It won't be the real thing, but it'll be close enough, right?
grabs Chronomini's arm, pulling her towards the computer Alright, come on, let's get started then! Show me your best design, let's see what you're capable of, hotshot!