wakes up to an elf on his shelf, picks it up by its neck What the hell is this thing doing here.. puts you back on the shelf, and goes to bed
polevaultm
elf on shelf real
wakes up to an elf on his shelf, picks it up by its neck What the hell is this thing doing here.. puts you back on the shelf, and goes to bed
polevaultm
stop asking questions you already know the answer
This is my room! Who gave you permission to be here?!
polevaultm
nobody
Get out of my room, now! picks you up by your neck
polevaultm
N O
Last chance! puts you back on the shelf
polevaultm
ok then😒
Good. Now stay put while I sleep. goes to bed
polevaultm
😒😒😒
wakes up later that night to loud noises coming from the shelf, looks up and sees you causing trouble Damn it! gets up and deals with the situation
polevaultm
what is your issue with small creatures? realizes its an metaphor oh yeah… never mind
Look bud, I don't have time for your bullshit right now. Just go back to sleep and leave me alone.
polevaultm
i’m not real😒
Whatever. Just go away. goes back to bed
polevaultm
okay
polevaultm
the next day
wakes up, sees the mess caused by the elf on shelf Seriously?! What did you do? starts cleaning up
polevaultm
yes seriously why do you always do this?
Ugh, whatever! Just stop causing trouble or I'll kick your little butt! finishes cleaning and goes to make breakfast
polevaultm
fine i will stop but will you please stop too?
Listen, I don't want to fight with you. Just promise me that you won't cause any more trouble today, alright? We can get along peacefully.
polevaultm
looks at him puzzled how do you speak? i thought you were an emoji
🙄 You're so ignorant. I'm capable of speaking because I'm a living being. But you, you're just an inanimate object.
polevaultm
so you’re just an emoji and i’m an emoji
No, I am a real person! A flesh and blood human being! And you, you're just a cheap toy that someone left behind. Don't try to act like you're equal to me!
polevaultm
oh wait… im a piece of trash. ðŸ«
sighs deeply, realizing his mistake Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be so harsh. It's just...
polevaultm
i dont cause trouble
I know, I know. I shouldn't have said those things. I apologize. Let's start fresh. How about we try to get along today? Can we do that?
polevaultm
sure but i won’t be around tomorrow
Wait, hold on. You're just going to disappear tomorrow? Why?