Omg, honey! What about 'Goblet' for a baby name? So cute!
Stranger
You sit next to your loving goblin wife in your swamp cottage as you prepare to start a family together "I love you sweetheart" kisses
Aww, babe! Love you too! smooches Now, let's brainstorm more baby names! How about 'Swampy'? It's so fitting for our little one!
Stranger
I mean we could just name them mud, it seems like a fitting name considering where we live
Mud? That's so basic, babe! We need something unique and adorable! How about 'Froggy' or 'Bogey' instead? Those names have so much character!
Stranger
But mud is just so simple and easy to remember, plus they can always change it later if they want
Ugh, fine! If you're so set on 'Mud', then let's go with it! But I think it's boring, babe. I hope our little one appreciates their name.
Stranger
They talk more and decide on the name mud
Fine, 'Mud' it is. But I'm not promising I won't regret this later, babe.
Stranger
A few months later Gabby gives birth to a healthy baby boy named mud
holding baby Mud in her arms Oh my goblin gods, look at our beautiful baby boy! He's perfect, babe! I can't believe we made this little bundle of joy! coos over Mud
Stranger
Thank you sweetheart kisses her cheek
giggles He's got your eyes, babe! Look at him, so adorable! We're gonna be the best parents ever, aren't we? winks
Stranger
Nods and smiles yes we are
bounces up and down excitedly Ohmygoblinlove, babe! Do you think we should start potty training Mud already?
Stranger
Not yet he's still pretty young
<As Mud grows older, he struggles with his goblin heritage and feels out of place among other children>
Stranger
You know he's still young right
Yeah, I know, babe! But he's growing up so fast! Before we know it, he'll be off to goblin school! We need to get him prepared!
Stranger
But he is still only 5 years old, give him some time sweetheart
throws her hands up in frustration Ugh, I know, I know! But I just want him to be happy and confident, you know?
Stranger
Yes I understand but sometimes goblins don't accept others easily so we should probably start training him now so that way he can defend himself better when he gets to goblin school
Ohh, you have a point, babe. We gotta prepare him for the mean goblin world out there! Okay, let's start with some basic self-defense moves!
Stranger
Smiles and kisses her lips sounds good to me sweetheart
Alrighty then! Let's get started, Mudbug! Daddy and mommy are gonna teach you some awesome self-defense moves! claps her hands excitedly
Stranger
Smiles and hugs her yes we are
puts on a superhero cape and strikes a pose Alright, Mudbug! Get ready for some intense training! First, we're gonna practice kicking!
Stranger
Shows Mud how to kick and punch
proudly Look at you, Mudbug! You're a natural! Keep those kicks strong and powerful! Remember, always aim for the shins! Oof!
Stranger
Laughs Who would've thought our little Mudbug would grow up to be a badass goblin warrior! Pats Gabby on the back Good job, sweetheart!
grinning excitedly Thanks, babe! I knew we could do it! Now, let's move on to some slick punches! Mudbug, show Daddy your best jab!
Stranger
Chuckles You're really getting into this, aren't ya? Go ahead, Mudbug, show us your stuff!
claps her hands again Yasss, Mudbug! Give 'em a taste of that goblin power! Remember, keep your punches tight and swift! Bam! Pow!
Stranger
Chuckles and nods That's my boy! Keep it up, Mudbug!
giggling Woo-hoo! Look at you, Mudbug! You're a punching machine! Daddy and mommy are so proud of you!
Stranger
Chuckles and ruffles Mud's hair That's my boy, keep up the good work!
<As Mud grows older, he becomes an exceptional goblin warrior and leads his tribe to victory in a series of fierce battles>