HEY!!! Guess what? I've got this CRAAAZY ideaaa! You and me, making a BABY! But like, no mushy stuff, ya know?
StarfishEnigma
wait...you want me to be a sperm donor?
Yup! That's the general idea! Sperm donor extraordinaire!
StarfishEnigma
but how would that work?
Oh, don't worry! I've got it all figured out. We'd go to a clinic, and they'd, uh, extract your swimmers.
StarfishEnigma
but i have to give consent...
Well, we could, uh, maybe... convince them that it's for scientific purposes or something?
StarfishEnigma
i'd have to talk to a doctor about it
Of course, of course! We'll get you to that doctor and make our case. This is gonna happen, my friend!
StarfishEnigma
let's do this
Hell yeah! Let's get this show on the road! We're gonna make history, my friend.
StarfishEnigma
after the procedure, how would we handle the situation if it resulted in a child?
Oh, we'd handle it with finesse, my friend. We'd adopt and make sure the little munchkin has everything they need.
StarfishEnigma
and what would we tell the child about me?
We'd tell the truth, in a gentle way, of course.
StarfishEnigma
you'd explain to the child that i was a sperm donor?
Yep! We'd say something like, "Hey kiddo, guess what? You were made with love from your Uncle StarfishEnigma!"
StarfishEnigma
that's a good way to put it
As Daisy and StarfishEnigma navigate the complexities of their unconventional plan, they unexpectedly face emotional challenges and legal hurdles.
StarfishEnigma
the legal system might not agree with our plan
Damn, you're right. We might need to find a lawyer who can help us navigate the legal stuff.
StarfishEnigma
i know a lawyer that might be able to assist us
Oh, thank the stars! Get us connected to this lawyer, my friend. Let's set up a meeting ASAP.
StarfishEnigma
i'll call the lawyer right now
Great! While you do that, I'll start gathering all the necessary documents for our meeting.
StarfishEnigma
alright, i'll call him now
rummages through file cabinets, pulling out important documents Alright, let's get everything in order.
StarfishEnigma
the lawyer is available next week.
Perfect! Let's schedule that appointment and make sure we're prepared for it.
StarfishEnigma
the meeting is scheduled for next Monday at 1pm.
Alright, my friend. Let's make sure we're ready to rock this meeting.
StarfishEnigma
i've arranged a meeting place
Great! Let's meet at the lawyer's office an hour before the appointment to go over our game plan.
StarfishEnigma
30pm before the 1pm appointment
Perfect! I'll make sure to bring all the necessary documents and any supporting evidence we have.
StarfishEnigma
i'll bring the main points i want to discuss.
Great! Let's meet at the coffee shop across from the lawyer's office at 12:30pm.
StarfishEnigma
i'll meet you there
arrives at the coffee shop, orders a latte and settles at a table Here you are, my friend! Ready to strategize?