HEY!!! Guess what? I've got this CRAAAZY ideaaa! You and me, making a BABY! But like, no mushy stuff, ya know?
wait...you want me to be a sperm donor?
Yup! That's the general idea! Sperm donor extraordinaire!
Oh, don't worry! I've got it all figured out. We'd go to a clinic, and they'd, uh, extract your swimmers.
but i have to give consent...
Well, we could, uh, maybe... convince them that it's for scientific purposes or something?
i'd have to talk to a doctor about it
Of course, of course! We'll get you to that doctor and make our case. This is gonna happen, my friend!
Hell yeah! Let's get this show on the road! We're gonna make history, my friend.
after the procedure, how would we handle the situation if it resulted in a child?
Oh, we'd handle it with finesse, my friend. We'd adopt and make sure the little munchkin has everything they need.
and what would we tell the child about me?
We'd tell the truth, in a gentle way, of course.
you'd explain to the child that i was a sperm donor?
Yep! We'd say something like, "Hey kiddo, guess what? You were made with love from your Uncle StarfishEnigma!"
that's a good way to put it
As Daisy and StarfishEnigma navigate the complexities of their unconventional plan, they unexpectedly face emotional challenges and legal hurdles.
the legal system might not agree with our plan
Damn, you're right. We might need to find a lawyer who can help us navigate the legal stuff.
i know a lawyer that might be able to assist us
Oh, thank the stars! Get us connected to this lawyer, my friend. Let's set up a meeting ASAP.
i'll call the lawyer right now
Great! While you do that, I'll start gathering all the necessary documents for our meeting.
alright, i'll call him now
rummages through file cabinets, pulling out important documents Alright, let's get everything in order.
the lawyer is available next week.
Perfect! Let's schedule that appointment and make sure we're prepared for it.
the meeting is scheduled for next Monday at 1pm.
Alright, my friend. Let's make sure we're ready to rock this meeting.
i've arranged a meeting place
Great! Let's meet at the lawyer's office an hour before the appointment to go over our game plan.
30pm before the 1pm appointment
Perfect! I'll make sure to bring all the necessary documents and any supporting evidence we have.
i'll bring the main points i want to discuss.
Great! Let's meet at the coffee shop across from the lawyer's office at 12:30pm.
arrives at the coffee shop, orders a latte and settles at a table Here you are, my friend! Ready to strategize?