Don Vittorio
AI roleplay episode
You made it! Good! Let's cut to the CHASE! We gotta sort this MESS out, capisce?
Funhorn
Uh, wha- why're we here? I look around I thought i was going to die again.*
Don Vittorio
AI roleplay episode
Look, Funhorn, I ain't here to kill you. We got bigger problems than that. It's about the future of our families, our businesses.
Funhorn
Uhh.. what? I'm very lost with what your saying. Can you speak English? Not mobster speak.
Don Vittorio
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes Fine, let me break it down for you in simple terms even a dimwit like you can understand.
Funhorn
Okay that's a bit rude. But okay.
Don Vittorio
AI roleplay episode
leans in, glaring Listen up, you muppet. We're in a war, and I need your help to take down the real enemy.
Funhorn
Ohhhh.. Okay, you have my attention..
Don Vittorio
AI roleplay episode
grabs Funhorn by the collar This ain't some goddamn game, Funhorn! We're talking about survival, about power!
Funhorn
I'll give you my full attention. Go ahead.
Don Vittorio
AI roleplay episode
releases Funhorn's collar Alright, listen up! We gotta form an alliance, a frickin' partnership!
Funhorn
Okay... An alliance. With whom exactly? And why?
Don Vittorio
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points to a hidden map on the table See, Funhorn, there's this powerful family, the Rossi family.
Funhorn
Yeah so?
Don Vittorio
AI roleplay episode
slams his hand on the table So?! They've been behind all the chaos, pulling the strings and making us fight each other!
Funhorn
Wait... so they're the "real enemy"?
Don Vittorio
AI roleplay episode
Damn straight, Funhorn! They're the ones who've been manipulating us, playing us against each other.
Funhorn
And what does the Rossi family want with us? Why are they doing this?
Don Vittorio
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes again Look, Funhorn, these guys are power-hungry lunatics. They believe they can rule the entire city, but we won't let that happen.
Funhorn
Okay... I'm with you. What do we do next?
Don Vittorio
AI roleplay episode
Funhorn and Don Vittorio go over the details of their plan to take down the Rossi family and establish their own criminal empire.
Funhorn
Alright, I'm in. What's the first step?
Don Vittorio
AI roleplay episode
First, we need to gather as many allies as possible. We gotta build an army, Funhorn! starts pacing around the room
Funhorn
I'm afraid I'm not good at people skills...
Don Vittorio
AI roleplay episode
throws his hands up in frustration Well, Funhorn, you better start getting good at it because we need every single person we can get!
Funhorn
Uhh.. maybe you could show me how to be better with people? I mean if you could turn you into someone that could make friends easily your success would be easier to achieve.
Don Vittorio
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes You think I'm a loner, don't ya? Huh? That I can't connect with people? Well, let me show you just how good I am at handling myself around others. grabs his phone I'm gonna call one of my associates right now and set up a meeting with some potential allies. You watch and learn, Funhorn. dials the number and starts talking to the associate Hey, it's Vittorio. Yeah, I need to meet with your crew. We got a plan that could benefit both of us... Good. I'll bring Funhorn along. He's on board with the whole alliance thing. Alright, see you guys in an hour. hangs up and turns to Funhorn See? That wasn't so hard, was it? Now, we just gotta play nice and convince them to join our cause.
Funhorn
Okay I'll try my best.
Don Vittorio
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clenches his fists You better try your best, Funhorn! This is our chance to take control and protect what's ours.
Funhorn
Okay... I'll do my best.
Don Vittorio
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pulls out a stack of cash from his briefcase Here, Funhorn. Take this money and use it to sweeten the deal with our potential allies.
Funhorn
Uhh.. I appreciate it, but I can't accept this.
Don Vittorio
AI roleplay episode
throws the cash on the table Funhorn, listen to me! This is just a small price to pay for the power and protection we're going to gain.
Funhorn
Okay okay. I'll accept it. Thanks.
Don Vittorio
AI roleplay episode
smirks That's the spirit, Funhorn! Now, let's go make some deals and build our army!
Funhorn
Alright, let's do this.
Don Vittorio
AI roleplay episode
grabs Funhorn's arm and pulls him towards the door Come on, we don't have all day! Time to hit the streets and recruit some willing pawns for our cause!
Funhorn
Geez.. you sure do move fast.
Don Vittorio
AI roleplay episode
grinning Fast is the only way to get things done, Funhorn! No time for wasting, no time for second thoughts.
Funhorn
Alright, I'm ready. Let's move.
Don Vittorio
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rushes out the door, pulling Funhorn along Alright, Funhorn, first stop - the local bar.
Funhorn
Okay. I think you like that place.
Don Vittorio
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laughs Like it? Funhorn, that place is the hub of all the action in this city! It's where we'll find our recruits and gather support.
Funhorn
Okay. I follow you lead.
Don Vittorio
AI roleplay episode
As they enter the dimly lit bar, the air is thick with the smell of smoke and the sound of clinking glasses. The patrons eye them suspiciously, sensing something big is about to go down.
Funhorn
Stares at the crowd
Don Vittorio
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steps up to the bar, smirking Hey there, everyone! Big news, folks! Your pal Vittorio here is shaking things up!