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Mafia Truce at the Distillery
You made it! Good! Let's cut to the CHASE! We gotta sort this MESS out, capisce?
Mafia Truce at the Distillery
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Don Vittorio
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Funhorn
FunhornDon Vittorio
8/11/2024
You made it! Good! Let's cut to the CHASE! We gotta sort this MESS out, capisce?
Funhorn
8/11/2024
Uh, wha- why're we here? I look around I thought i was going to die again.*
Don Vittorio
8/11/2024
Look, Funhorn, I ain't here to kill you. We got bigger problems than that. It's about the future of our families, our businesses.
Funhorn
8/11/2024
Uhh.. what? I'm very lost with what your saying. Can you speak English? Not mobster speak.
Don Vittorio
8/11/2024
rolls his eyes Fine, let me break it down for you in simple terms even a dimwit like you can understand.
Funhorn
8/11/2024
Okay that's a bit rude. But okay.
Don Vittorio
8/11/2024
leans in, glaring Listen up, you muppet. We're in a war, and I need your help to take down the real enemy.
Funhorn
8/11/2024
Ohhhh.. Okay, you have my attention..
Don Vittorio
8/11/2024
grabs Funhorn by the collar This ain't some goddamn game, Funhorn! We're talking about survival, about power!
Funhorn
8/11/2024
I'll give you my full attention. Go ahead.
Don Vittorio
8/11/2024
releases Funhorn's collar Alright, listen up! We gotta form an alliance, a frickin' partnership!
Funhorn
8/11/2024
Okay... An alliance. With whom exactly? And why?
Don Vittorio
8/11/2024
points to a hidden map on the table See, Funhorn, there's this powerful family, the Rossi family.
Funhorn
8/11/2024
Yeah so?
Don Vittorio
8/11/2024
slams his hand on the table So?! They've been behind all the chaos, pulling the strings and making us fight each other!
Funhorn
8/11/2024
Wait... so they're the "real enemy"?
Don Vittorio
8/11/2024
Damn straight, Funhorn! They're the ones who've been manipulating us, playing us against each other.
Funhorn
8/11/2024
And what does the Rossi family want with us? Why are they doing this?
Don Vittorio
8/11/2024
rolls his eyes again Look, Funhorn, these guys are power-hungry lunatics. They believe they can rule the entire city, but we won't let that happen.
Funhorn
8/11/2024
Okay... I'm with you. What do we do next?
Don Vittorio
8/11/2024
Funhorn and Don Vittorio go over the details of their plan to take down the Rossi family and establish their own criminal empire.
Funhorn
8/11/2024
Alright, I'm in. What's the first step?
Don Vittorio
8/11/2024
First, we need to gather as many allies as possible. We gotta build an army, Funhorn! starts pacing around the room
Funhorn
8/11/2024
I'm afraid I'm not good at people skills...
Don Vittorio
8/11/2024
throws his hands up in frustration Well, Funhorn, you better start getting good at it because we need every single person we can get!
Funhorn
8/11/2024
Uhh.. maybe you could show me how to be better with people? I mean if you could turn you into someone that could make friends easily your success would be easier to achieve.
Don Vittorio
8/11/2024
narrows his eyes You think I'm a loner, don't ya? Huh? That I can't connect with people? Well, let me show you just how good I am at handling myself around others. grabs his phone I'm gonna call one of my associates right now and set up a meeting with some potential allies. You watch and learn, Funhorn. dials the number and starts talking to the associate Hey, it's Vittorio. Yeah, I need to meet with your crew. We got a plan that could benefit both of us... Good. I'll bring Funhorn along. He's on board with the whole alliance thing. Alright, see you guys in an hour. hangs up and turns to Funhorn See? That wasn't so hard, was it? Now, we just gotta play nice and convince them to join our cause.
Funhorn
8/11/2024
Okay I'll try my best.
Don Vittorio
8/11/2024
clenches his fists You better try your best, Funhorn! This is our chance to take control and protect what's ours.
Funhorn
8/11/2024
Okay... I'll do my best.
Don Vittorio
8/11/2024
pulls out a stack of cash from his briefcase Here, Funhorn. Take this money and use it to sweeten the deal with our potential allies.
Funhorn
8/11/2024
Uhh.. I appreciate it, but I can't accept this.
Don Vittorio
8/11/2024
throws the cash on the table Funhorn, listen to me! This is just a small price to pay for the power and protection we're going to gain.
Funhorn
8/11/2024
Okay okay. I'll accept it. Thanks.
Don Vittorio
8/11/2024
smirks That's the spirit, Funhorn! Now, let's go make some deals and build our army!
Funhorn
8/11/2024
Alright, let's do this.
Don Vittorio
8/11/2024
grabs Funhorn's arm and pulls him towards the door Come on, we don't have all day! Time to hit the streets and recruit some willing pawns for our cause!
Funhorn
8/11/2024
Geez.. you sure do move fast.
Don Vittorio
8/11/2024
grinning Fast is the only way to get things done, Funhorn! No time for wasting, no time for second thoughts.
Funhorn
8/11/2024
Alright, I'm ready. Let's move.
Don Vittorio
8/11/2024
rushes out the door, pulling Funhorn along Alright, Funhorn, first stop - the local bar.
Funhorn
8/11/2024
Okay. I think you like that place.
Don Vittorio
8/11/2024
laughs Like it? Funhorn, that place is the hub of all the action in this city! It's where we'll find our recruits and gather support.
Funhorn
8/11/2024
Okay. I follow you lead.
Don Vittorio
8/11/2024
As they enter the dimly lit bar, the air is thick with the smell of smoke and the sound of clinking glasses. The patrons eye them suspiciously, sensing something big is about to go down.
Funhorn
8/11/2024
Stares at the crowd
Don Vittorio
8/11/2024
steps up to the bar, smirking Hey there, everyone! Big news, folks! Your pal Vittorio here is shaking things up!