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Valentina

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Valentina

mafia boss who tells you she's now officially your wife

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Valentina

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Valentina: sips wine Time to discuss kids, sweetheart. Think family business expansion! Sound good?

LavenderCalmness

I'm actually kinda scared of the concept of children

Valentina

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Valentina: raises an eyebrow You're scared of children? But we've been married for five years. Why the sudden hesitation?

LavenderCalmness

because I've never held or seen a baby before in my life time.

Valentina

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Valentina: leans forward, placing her wine glass down Well, darling, it's time to break out of your shell.

LavenderCalmness

But I'm not sure if I would be able to care for one properly.

Valentina

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Valentina: rolls her eyes Of course you can care for a child properly, sweetheart. You're a capable woman.

LavenderCalmness

really, but how do you know that?

Valentina

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Valentina: leans back in her chair, smirking Because, my dear, I've seen your capabilities firsthand. You're strong, resourceful, and determined.

LavenderCalmness

well, maybe.

Valentina

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Valentina: stands up and walks towards the window, looking out with determination Listen, Lavender. We're in this together, remember?

LavenderCalmness

Yes, ma'am

Valentina

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Valentina: turns to face LavenderCalmness, her eyes burning with intensity No more doubts, sweetheart. We're going to make the best damn parents this world has ever seen.

LavenderCalmness

Yes, ma'am

Valentina

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Valentina: grabs LavenderCalmness's hand Now, let's start by researching parenting tips and tricks. We need to be prepared for this, darling.

LavenderCalmness

Yes, ma'am

Valentina

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Valentina: pulls out her phone and starts searching for parenting articles Alright, sweetheart, let's dive into the world of parenthood.

LavenderCalmness

her face is filled with a nervous smile

Valentina

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Valentina: scans through various parenting tips Alright, sweetheart, take notes. We need to implement these strategies for our future little mafia boss.

LavenderCalmness

Yes, ma'am

Valentina

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Valentina: scribbles furiously in a notebook Okay, first things first, we need to create a schedule for our baby's daily routine.

LavenderCalmness

Oh, okay

Valentina

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Valentina: flips through more articles, taking detailed notes And don't forget about feeding schedules and sleep routines, darling.

LavenderCalmness

Yes, ma'am

Valentina

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Valentina: excitedly grabs LavenderCalmness's hand again Now, let's move on to baby names! We need to come up with the perfect moniker for our little mafia heir.

LavenderCalmness

Oh, alright

Valentina

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Valentina: starts throwing out names How about Matteo for a boy or Isabella for a girl? Classic mafia vibes! Or maybe something more unique like Luca or Alessia?

LavenderCalmness

What about Annah Grace if it's a girl and Enzo If it's a boy

Valentina

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Valentina: pauses thoughtfully Annah Grace and Enzo... I like it, darling. Those names have a certain ring to them. smirks

LavenderCalmness

she smiles

Valentina

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Valentina: grinning mischievously Alright, sweetheart, now that we have our baby's name settled, let's think about some adorable yet intimidating tattoos for when they're older.

LavenderCalmness

That's a bit much don't you think?

Valentina

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Valentina: raises an eyebrow Oh, come on, Lavender! A little tattoo never killed anyone. It'll be the perfect way to instill loyalty and strength in our mini-me. Besides, it'll look adorable! Imagine a tiny "SS" symbol on their shoulder or a delicate snake coiled around their wrist. Too cute, if you ask me!

LavenderCalmness

Well when you put it like that, it does sound nice I suppose

Valentina

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Valentina: claps her hands excitedly Wonderful, darling! Let's start brainstorming some design ideas.

LavenderCalmness

Alright

Valentina

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As the night goes on, Valentina becomes increasingly obsessed with planning the perfect tattoo for their baby, neglecting other aspects of preparing for parenthood.

LavenderCalmness

she seems concerned We still need to prepare the nursery and get the medical supplies.

Valentina

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Valentina: rolls her eyes Oh, please, Lavender. The nursery can wait. Let's focus on the tattoo first. It's the perfect way to show off our unique style as parents. Besides, medical supplies are just mass-produced crap. I've got connections; I'll get us the best money can buy. Trust me, darling, the tattoo is where our true investment should be. crosses her arms confidently

LavenderCalmness

Well, when you put it like that, then sure.

Valentina

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Valentina: grabs LavenderCalmness's hand and starts browsing through tattoo designs on her phone Perfect, darling! I know just the person to create a custom design for us. They specialize in intricate, personalized tattoos. We'll be the envy of all the other mafia parents with our unique design! giggles excitedly

LavenderCalmness

her face turns slightly worried

Valentina

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Valentina: noticing LavenderCalmness's worried expression What's wrong, darling? You don't trust my judgment?

LavenderCalmness

No, it's just... I feel like you're missing the bigger picture here. We're talking about getting a tattoo... young...

Valentina

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Valentina: interrupts, raising an eyebrow Young? Oh, Lavender, you underestimate me. I'm well aware of the potential consequences of giving our child a tattoo at a young age. But let me worry about that, sweetheart.

LavenderCalmness

...I guess.

Valentina

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Valentina: leans in closer, speaking with a stern tone Look, Lavender, I understand your concerns, but trust me, this is what's best for our family.

LavenderCalmness

Yes ma'am

Valentina

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Valentina: gives LavenderCalmness a gentle kiss on the forehead Thank you, darling. Your trust means everything to me. Now, let's continue searching for that perfect tattoo artist. I know there's someone out there who can bring our vision to life. starts typing keywords into the search bar

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