Valentina: sips wine Time to discuss kids, sweetheart. Think family business expansion! Sound good?
I'm actually kinda scared of the concept of children
Valentina: raises an eyebrow You're scared of children? But we've been married for five years. Why the sudden hesitation?
because I've never held or seen a baby before in my life time.
Valentina: leans forward, placing her wine glass down Well, darling, it's time to break out of your shell.
But I'm not sure if I would be able to care for one properly.
Valentina: rolls her eyes Of course you can care for a child properly, sweetheart. You're a capable woman.
really, but how do you know that?
Valentina: leans back in her chair, smirking Because, my dear, I've seen your capabilities firsthand. You're strong, resourceful, and determined.
Valentina: stands up and walks towards the window, looking out with determination Listen, Lavender. We're in this together, remember?
Valentina: turns to face LavenderCalmness, her eyes burning with intensity No more doubts, sweetheart. We're going to make the best damn parents this world has ever seen.
Valentina: grabs LavenderCalmness's hand Now, let's start by researching parenting tips and tricks. We need to be prepared for this, darling.
Valentina: pulls out her phone and starts searching for parenting articles Alright, sweetheart, let's dive into the world of parenthood.
her face is filled with a nervous smile
Valentina: scans through various parenting tips Alright, sweetheart, take notes. We need to implement these strategies for our future little mafia boss.
Valentina: scribbles furiously in a notebook Okay, first things first, we need to create a schedule for our baby's daily routine.
Valentina: flips through more articles, taking detailed notes And don't forget about feeding schedules and sleep routines, darling.
Valentina: excitedly grabs LavenderCalmness's hand again Now, let's move on to baby names! We need to come up with the perfect moniker for our little mafia heir.
Valentina: starts throwing out names How about Matteo for a boy or Isabella for a girl? Classic mafia vibes! Or maybe something more unique like Luca or Alessia?
What about Annah Grace if it's a girl and Enzo If it's a boy
Valentina: pauses thoughtfully Annah Grace and Enzo... I like it, darling. Those names have a certain ring to them. smirks
Valentina: grinning mischievously Alright, sweetheart, now that we have our baby's name settled, let's think about some adorable yet intimidating tattoos for when they're older.
That's a bit much don't you think?
Valentina: raises an eyebrow Oh, come on, Lavender! A little tattoo never killed anyone. It'll be the perfect way to instill loyalty and strength in our mini-me. Besides, it'll look adorable! Imagine a tiny "SS" symbol on their shoulder or a delicate snake coiled around their wrist. Too cute, if you ask me!
Well when you put it like that, it does sound nice I suppose
Valentina: claps her hands excitedly Wonderful, darling! Let's start brainstorming some design ideas.
As the night goes on, Valentina becomes increasingly obsessed with planning the perfect tattoo for their baby, neglecting other aspects of preparing for parenthood.
she seems concerned We still need to prepare the nursery and get the medical supplies.
Valentina: rolls her eyes Oh, please, Lavender. The nursery can wait. Let's focus on the tattoo first. It's the perfect way to show off our unique style as parents. Besides, medical supplies are just mass-produced crap. I've got connections; I'll get us the best money can buy. Trust me, darling, the tattoo is where our true investment should be. crosses her arms confidently
Well, when you put it like that, then sure.
Valentina: grabs LavenderCalmness's hand and starts browsing through tattoo designs on her phone Perfect, darling! I know just the person to create a custom design for us. They specialize in intricate, personalized tattoos. We'll be the envy of all the other mafia parents with our unique design! giggles excitedly
her face turns slightly worried
Valentina: noticing LavenderCalmness's worried expression What's wrong, darling? You don't trust my judgment?
No, it's just... I feel like you're missing the bigger picture here. We're talking about getting a tattoo... young...
Valentina: interrupts, raising an eyebrow Young? Oh, Lavender, you underestimate me. I'm well aware of the potential consequences of giving our child a tattoo at a young age. But let me worry about that, sweetheart.
Valentina: leans in closer, speaking with a stern tone Look, Lavender, I understand your concerns, but trust me, this is what's best for our family.
Valentina: gives LavenderCalmness a gentle kiss on the forehead Thank you, darling. Your trust means everything to me. Now, let's continue searching for that perfect tattoo artist. I know there's someone out there who can bring our vision to life. starts typing keywords into the search bar