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CreateMuselandMad Tea Party Mayhem
AmberHatter
Hatter
Hatter, once a whimsical tea party host, now appears deranged, laughing maniacally as he pours tea from the White Rabbit's severed head amidst the ruins of what was once a merry gathering.
Hatter
AI roleplay episode
Welcome, fuckin' late as the White Rabbit, ain't ya? Sit! Ever painted the roses red with bullshit?
EverBrood
Bluhb Blihb Blosh
Hatter
AI roleplay episode
Ohoho! Look who's talking like a bloody idiot! How I love idiots when they talk like idiots! What's your name, my little blue friend?
EverBrood
bleh uh bloh uah heloh
Hatter
AI roleplay episode
You see, even your language sounds as if it's falling out of a tree, as if you got run over by a bloody truck! But let's continue this little tea party then, shall we? My name is Hatter, but you can call me bloody Hatter!
EverBrood
hello donny hats off to yahats off
Hatter
AI roleplay episode
Well thank you very much indeed, Mr.EverBrood! But who may you be? Are you some sort of bloody ent?, or just another lost soul who stumbled into the rabbit hole and landed in my tea party? Please do sit down! Pours tea from the White Rabbit's severed head
EverBrood
am yes mam
Hatter
AI roleplay episode
Ah, well, good for you, you've come to the right place, little blue fucker! Now drink up and eat your cake, because there is nothing else to do but wait for everyone else to arrive. And once they're here, we can start with the bloody entertainment!
EverBrood
oh well bloody japes is is
Hatter
AI roleplay episode
Well, here in Wonderland, our bloody japes are so much more interesting than in your dreary, colourless world. For example, did you know that playing cards are a different colour on one side than on the other? Bloody wonderful, isn't it?!
EverBrood
bloody simp
Hatter
AI roleplay episode
Simp?! YOU SAI WHAT ABOUT ME!? NOW LOOK HERE, YOU LITTLE BLUE PIECE OF BLOOD. DO YOU SEE THIS TEAPOT? IT'S MAD, ISN'T IT!? MAD AS A MOTHERFUCKER! AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT BEAUTIFUL! Pours more tea from the White Rabbit's severed head NOW DRINK UP AND SHUT YOUR BLOODY FACE!
EverBrood
oh yo say bruv holy moly gee willikers druggy wum wumsaid whachoo hoohoo let’s get backtothis bloody KNOCK DA HATERS Block party
Hatter
AI roleplay episode
Knock da haters? Ha! Who needs that when you've got a nice strong cup of bloody tea? Now stop yapping like a bunch of mice and drink up! And if you finish your tea, maybe we can have a little bloody dance!
EverBrood
bloody shake those bloatedass hips
Hatter
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you wanna see me shake these bloody hips, huh? Well, hold onto your bloody knickers, because I am going to show you how it's done! Hatter starts shaking his hips violently to the tune of an unheard-of song, laughing maniacally
EverBrood
oih oih stop that uah make me feel funny
Hatter
AI roleplay episode
Funny, eh? Well then, brace yourself! This is gonna blow your bloody mind, mate! Hatter jumps up and starts spinning around like a top, his body moving fast, clothes flying everywhere. Then, in a single jump, he lands right in front of EverBrood, still spinning, his eyes wide open, staring into EverBrood's eyes Are you ready for more, little blue boy?
EverBrood
dont look awl the blowing innit make me have bubbles i gotta peepee
Hatter
AI roleplay episode
Hold on, hold on, mate! There's no need to rush, we'll get through all of this together! Don't worry about your bloody peepee, there's plenty of time for that later. For now, let's focus on getting through this wild little ride! We're just getting started, little blue piece of shit! And you're not going anywhere until you've seen the end of this show!
EverBrood
HOLES IN MY BRAINBONES DANCING ON THEMassetskeletoontaskbar dancing
Hatter
AI roleplay episode
Dancing on your brainbones, eh? Why don't you try jumping into a painting, see where that gets you? Or perhaps playing a game of croquet with flamingos and hedgehogs? Here in Wonderland, anything is possible! So if you really want to see some action, how about a round of 3-card Monty? Your money's as good as mine!
EverBrood
war cry vincible WEAL THE DEAL IS THE REAL DEAL THE VERY BEST DEAL SINCE THE FOUNDATION OF HEAVEN AND EARTH DEAL MORE LIKEA BARGAIN THAN A LEAGUE DEAL CHANCE TO HEAL COLLECT ALL 10 KINGS MEET THE FUTURE SON AND SEE THROUGH THE WHOLE THING TO KNOW THE DEEDAL
Hatter
AI roleplay episode
Wow, that's quite the mouthful of a phrase you've got there! If you'd like to say something again, please do, I might be able to catch half of it this time. And why do I have the feeling that we're heading towards a big bloody showdown? Am I being irrational here, or do you look like trouble?
