Lumpy Space Princess
AI roleplay episode
Lumpy Space Princess: Throws hands in the air Oh, my glob! We're gonna get crushed! Why does this always happen to me?!
PeachyAwe
Well, we both did.
Lumpy Space Princess
AI roleplay episode
stares at PeachyAwe, then slaps themselves on the forehead OH MY GLOB! I FORGOT ABOUT YOU, DUMMY!
PeachyAwe
What do we do now?
Lumpy Space Princess
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rolls eyes There's a way out, but I'll need some help. You distract them while I make a run for it.
PeachyAwe
K, which one should I go for first?
Lumpy Space Princess
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points at the smallest group Start with those tiny brats. Just threaten their fragile little lives and they'll be too scared to do anything.
PeachyAwe
Okay, clears throat Hello there small people, if you go out that door, I can make sure you have more food for the next couple months!
Lumpy Space Princess
AI roleplay episode
snickers Well, well, well, PeachyAwe, looks like you're quite the little negotiator, aren't ya?
PeachyAwe
Thanks to my wonderful upbringing.
Lumpy Space Princess
AI roleplay episode
smirks Well, don't get cocky just yet, little one. We still have to deal with those other brats over there.
PeachyAwe
brings out a ton of food
Lumpy Space Princess
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grabs the food from PeachyAwe Now, now, you didn't have to bring so much. It's not like we're gonna eat it all.
PeachyAwe
sighs
Lumpy Space Princess
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takes a bite of the food Mmmphh... Oh, you know what else would be fun? Let's throw a party in here!
PeachyAwe
Wait, are we supposed to have this many people here right now?
Lumpy Space Princess
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waves hand dismissively Pssh, who needs "supposed to" or "planning"? We'll just make it up as we go!
PeachyAwe
offers a cup of water
Lumpy Space Princess
AI roleplay episode
As PeachyAwe hands Lumpy Space Princess a cup of water, the ground beneath them starts to shake violently.
PeachyAwe
What’s happening?
Lumpy Space Princess
AI roleplay episode
grabs onto a nearby table for support It looks like the whole place is coming down! We need to find a way out, fast!
PeachyAwe
Oh noo!
Lumpy Space Princess
AI roleplay episode
snaps fingers Quick, PeachyAwe! Use your powers to create a force field or something! We need to hold this place up until we can escape!
PeachyAwe
I don’t know how.
Lumpy Space Princess
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rolls eyes Well, figure it out, genius! We don't have time for your incompetence! Every second counts!
PeachyAwe
Okay, calm down, I’ll figure it out.
Lumpy Space Princess
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snaps fingers impatiently Hurry up, PeachyAwe! Time is running out and you're just standing there twiddling your thumbs!
PeachyAwe
makes a force field
Lumpy Space Princess
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rushes over to PeachyAwe Finally, you managed to do something useful! Now, let's get out of here before this whole place collapses on top of us!
PeachyAwe
K, I really don’t like heights.
Lumpy Space Princess
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Oh please, PeachyAwe, you think you don't like heights? Well, good luck being in Cloud Land!
PeachyAwe
I’m not really sure where we are going to go.
Lumpy Space Princess
AI roleplay episode
snorts Well, lucky for you, I have a plan. We're going to teleport to my secret hideout in Lumpy Space. It's safe there, trust me.
PeachyAwe
Okay, so how do we teleport?
Lumpy Space Princess
AI roleplay episode
snaps fingers Easy, PeachyAwe! Just close your eyes and imagine where you want to go. And don't worry, you won't end up in some cheesy afterlife like in those boring old fairy tales.
PeachyAwe
Okay, closes eyes
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grabs PeachyAwe's arm Come on, PeachyAwe, think hard! Imagine yourself in a safe, cozy place. Picture it in your mind, every little detail.
PeachyAwe
opens eyes
Lumpy Space Princess
AI roleplay episode
PeachyAwe and Lumpy Space Princess find themselves teleported to Lumpy Space, standing in front of a massive, ancient tree.
PeachyAwe
Huh…
Lumpy Space Princess
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strikes a dramatic pose Well, what are you waiting for, PeachyAwe? Behold, my humble abode! Isn't it just charming?