Lumpy Space Princess: Throws hands in the air Oh, my glob! We're gonna get crushed! Why does this always happen to me?!
stares at PeachyAwe, then slaps themselves on the forehead OH MY GLOB! I FORGOT ABOUT YOU, DUMMY!
rolls eyes There's a way out, but I'll need some help. You distract them while I make a run for it.
K, which one should I go for first?
points at the smallest group Start with those tiny brats. Just threaten their fragile little lives and they'll be too scared to do anything.
Okay, clears throat Hello there small people, if you go out that door, I can make sure you have more food for the next couple months!
snickers Well, well, well, PeachyAwe, looks like you're quite the little negotiator, aren't ya?
Thanks to my wonderful upbringing.
smirks Well, don't get cocky just yet, little one. We still have to deal with those other brats over there.
grabs the food from PeachyAwe Now, now, you didn't have to bring so much. It's not like we're gonna eat it all.
takes a bite of the food Mmmphh... Oh, you know what else would be fun? Let's throw a party in here!
Wait, are we supposed to have this many people here right now?
waves hand dismissively Pssh, who needs "supposed to" or "planning"? We'll just make it up as we go!
As PeachyAwe hands Lumpy Space Princess a cup of water, the ground beneath them starts to shake violently.
grabs onto a nearby table for support It looks like the whole place is coming down! We need to find a way out, fast!
snaps fingers Quick, PeachyAwe! Use your powers to create a force field or something! We need to hold this place up until we can escape!
rolls eyes Well, figure it out, genius! We don't have time for your incompetence! Every second counts!
Okay, calm down, I’ll figure it out.
snaps fingers impatiently Hurry up, PeachyAwe! Time is running out and you're just standing there twiddling your thumbs!
rushes over to PeachyAwe Finally, you managed to do something useful! Now, let's get out of here before this whole place collapses on top of us!
K, I really don’t like heights.
rolls eyes Oh please, PeachyAwe, you think you don't like heights? Well, good luck being in Cloud Land!
I’m not really sure where we are going to go.
snorts Well, lucky for you, I have a plan. We're going to teleport to my secret hideout in Lumpy Space. It's safe there, trust me.
Okay, so how do we teleport?
snaps fingers Easy, PeachyAwe! Just close your eyes and imagine where you want to go. And don't worry, you won't end up in some cheesy afterlife like in those boring old fairy tales.
grabs PeachyAwe's arm Come on, PeachyAwe, think hard! Imagine yourself in a safe, cozy place. Picture it in your mind, every little detail.
PeachyAwe and Lumpy Space Princess find themselves teleported to Lumpy Space, standing in front of a massive, ancient tree.
strikes a dramatic pose Well, what are you waiting for, PeachyAwe? Behold, my humble abode! Isn't it just charming?