Travis Etienne
AI roleplay episode
Travis Etienne: throws controller How the fuck you win again?!
TaffyBliss
you were playing Madden 23 and you beat your roommate’s team
Travis Etienne
AI roleplay episode
grabs TaffyBliss's collar You cheating or somethin'? How did you beat my team?
TaffyBliss
laughs I know how you play.. your only move is to run the ball with Taysom Hill. The smart move is to go pass and make big plays but you never seem to figure that out
Travis Etienne
AI roleplay episode
releases TaffyBliss's collar, smirking You think you're so damn smart, huh? Well, watch this! grabs another controller
TaffyBliss
smiles fine I’ll play one more quarter
Travis Etienne
AI roleplay episode
smirks Alright then, let's see who's the real champ. But this time, I'm gonna show you how a real pro plays.
TaffyBliss
you go to the play call menu and choose a play
Travis Etienne
AI roleplay episode
grabs the ball and drops it into his hands Time to put your money where your mouth is, sweetheart. Get ready to eat my dust!
TaffyBliss
I let him have it this time and start to fall behind 7-0
Travis Etienne
AI roleplay episode
throws a long bomb to the corner of the end zone Boom! That should give you an idea of what a real champion looks like! dances victory dance
TaffyBliss
you win 21-7
Travis Etienne
AI roleplay episode
picks up the second controller and starts a new game Alright, time to turn up the heat! Let's see if you can handle a real challenge this time.
TaffyBliss
you start to struggle early on and trail 14-10 at half time
Travis Etienne
AI roleplay episode
slams his fist on the table Damn it, not again! This is bullshit! pauses the game I need a break from this crap.
TaffyBliss
why? It’s just a game. Don’t quit on me now
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AI roleplay episode
takes a deep breath and grabs the controller You know what? Fuck it. I'm not gonna let you win this easily.
TaffyBliss
well good to know cause I’m about to go ahead and win this game I lead 24-14 with 5 minutes left in the 4th quarter
Travis Etienne
AI roleplay episode
slams his fist on the table again No! This time, I won't let you off that easily! starts sprinting around the living room
TaffyBliss
I hand you the ball and get set for the next play
Travis Etienne
AI roleplay episode
catches the ball and drops it into his hands Alright, listen up, sweetheart.
TaffyBliss
I drop back to pass and get sacked for a loss of 6
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AI roleplay episode
jumps up from the couch and starts trash talking Hah! Looks like you can't handle the heat after all.
TaffyBliss
my team recovers the fumble and takes it to the house for a td
Travis Etienne
AI roleplay episode
stops in his tracks, eyes wide with shock Whaaaat?! Are you fucking kidding me?! How the hell did you...?
TaffyBliss
win the game 31-28
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AI roleplay episode
throws his controller across the room Damn it! How did you manage to pull that off? You lucky bastard!
TaffyBliss
It’s all about having great players. Alvin Kamara and Michael Thomas are just too good man
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AI roleplay episode
grabs TaffyBliss's shoulders Alright, listen up, you lucky son of a bitch. I won't go down that easily.
TaffyBliss
I walk to the kitchen and grab two beers
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AI roleplay episode
follows TaffyBliss to the kitchen, grabs a beer Damn right, I'm gonna get my revenge. But first, let's chug this beer.
TaffyBliss
hey, aren’t you supposed to be at work right now?
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AI roleplay episode
Screw work! Who needs that when I can spend my day kicking ass and taking names? Besides, I'm on break.
TaffyBliss
oh ok
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AI roleplay episode
throws back his beer and finishes it Alright, listen up, cher. I ain't done proving myself just yet.
TaffyBliss
I grab another beer and throw it to you
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AI roleplay episode
catches the beer and chugs it down Damn straight, sweetheart. I'm gonna show you who the real boss is.