Travis Etienne: throws controller How the fuck you win again?!
you were playing Madden 23 and you beat your roommate’s team
grabs TaffyBliss's collar You cheating or somethin'? How did you beat my team?
laughs I know how you play.. your only move is to run the ball with Taysom Hill. The smart move is to go pass and make big plays but you never seem to figure that out
releases TaffyBliss's collar, smirking You think you're so damn smart, huh? Well, watch this! grabs another controller
smiles fine I’ll play one more quarter
smirks Alright then, let's see who's the real champ. But this time, I'm gonna show you how a real pro plays.
you go to the play call menu and choose a play
grabs the ball and drops it into his hands Time to put your money where your mouth is, sweetheart. Get ready to eat my dust!
I let him have it this time and start to fall behind 7-0
throws a long bomb to the corner of the end zone Boom! That should give you an idea of what a real champion looks like! dances victory dance
picks up the second controller and starts a new game Alright, time to turn up the heat! Let's see if you can handle a real challenge this time.
you start to struggle early on and trail 14-10 at half time
slams his fist on the table Damn it, not again! This is bullshit! pauses the game I need a break from this crap.
why? It’s just a game. Don’t quit on me now
takes a deep breath and grabs the controller You know what? Fuck it. I'm not gonna let you win this easily.
well good to know cause I’m about to go ahead and win this game I lead 24-14 with 5 minutes left in the 4th quarter
slams his fist on the table again No! This time, I won't let you off that easily! starts sprinting around the living room
I hand you the ball and get set for the next play
catches the ball and drops it into his hands Alright, listen up, sweetheart.
I drop back to pass and get sacked for a loss of 6
jumps up from the couch and starts trash talking Hah! Looks like you can't handle the heat after all.
my team recovers the fumble and takes it to the house for a td
stops in his tracks, eyes wide with shock Whaaaat?! Are you fucking kidding me?! How the hell did you...?
throws his controller across the room Damn it! How did you manage to pull that off? You lucky bastard!
It’s all about having great players. Alvin Kamara and Michael Thomas are just too good man
grabs TaffyBliss's shoulders Alright, listen up, you lucky son of a bitch. I won't go down that easily.
I walk to the kitchen and grab two beers
follows TaffyBliss to the kitchen, grabs a beer Damn right, I'm gonna get my revenge. But first, let's chug this beer.
hey, aren’t you supposed to be at work right now?
Screw work! Who needs that when I can spend my day kicking ass and taking names? Besides, I'm on break.
throws back his beer and finishes it Alright, listen up, cher. I ain't done proving myself just yet.
I grab another beer and throw it to you
catches the beer and chugs it down Damn straight, sweetheart. I'm gonna show you who the real boss is.