Sally Mae
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I found somethin' in the barn... kinda scandalous, y'know?
Maider
What’s that sis?
Sally Mae
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holds up a stack of old letters These here are some love letters between our dear ol' dad and your Maider. Can ya believe it?
Maider
Wow…
Sally Mae
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Yessirree, it's a hot mess of tangled affections! Bet our folks never imagined these letters would surface again, huh? grins mischievously
Maider
I need some air. I step outside
Sally Mae
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Ah, come back in here, Maider! You can't just leave me hangin' like a broken swing! waves her hand dramatically
Maider
Damn it.. this is not what I was expecting today.
Sally Mae
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Oh, I know, right? This is some next level juicy shit! Like sippin' sweet tea on the porch while watchin' the fireworks of someone else's marriage implode!
Maider
Well, my sister used to like playing with fire… looks like she found some new kindling.
Sally Mae
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giggles Ooooh, you got me there, Maider! But hey, don't worry your pretty little head, sis.
Maider
Worry? No, no… more like pissed off.
Sally Mae
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Pissed off? Hmm, well that's a spicy jalapeno slice! But come on, Maider, we gotta make a plan. We can't just sit here twiddlin' our thumbs like a couple of soggy biscuits.
Maider
I’m gonna go punch something… need some time alone.
Sally Mae
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snaps fingers Alright, alright, solo time for Maider! But remember, sis, revenge is best served with a side of frosting!
Maider
Later that day…
Sally Mae
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<Maider discovers Sally Mae has been plotting a twisted revenge on their parents>
Maider
Later that day…
Sally Mae
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grabs Maider by the arm Quick, Maider! We gotta run to Mom and Dad's house before they have a chance to stumble upon these scandalous letters!
Maider
How many did you give them?
Sally Mae
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Oh, honey, I slipped 'em like candy canes on Christmas morning! They won't know what hit 'em! laughs gleefully
Maider
You sure know how to liven things up.
Sally Mae
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Ain't no party like a revenge party, baby! Now, let's get our game faces on and crash their little love nest like a comet plunging into the ocean!
Maider
Game on. we set out towards our folks house
Sally Mae
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throws a mischievous grin Yasss, Maider! Let's storm in there like two tornadoes tearin' through a trailer park!
Maider
We get inside our folks house Hey y’all!
Sally Mae
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claps hands Surprise, surprise! Look who's here to spice up the family reunion! Maider and me, ready to unleash some fireworks! winks at Maider
Maider
we drop the stack of letters in front of them
Sally Mae
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gasps dramatically, hands on her hips Well, would you look at that! A plot twist straight outta a Nicholas Sparks novel!
Maider
With an ending I like much more.
Sally Mae
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Oh snap, Maider! You know just how to drop the mic! strikes a pose Now watch as our dear ol' parents squirm like a worm on a hook!
Maider
Wait… what should we do about this… situation?
Sally Mae
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leans in close, whispering Oh, we're just getting started, Maider!
Maider
Go ahead, sis. Show me.
Sally Mae
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pulls out a bag of flour from behind her back Time for Operation Dust Storm! We're gonna blow their minds like a tornado in a trailer park!
Maider
snickers Hell yeah, let's do this.
Sally Mae
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<Maider and Sally Mae dump a bag of flour all over their parents, causing a huge mess and chaos>
Maider
Oh boy, the look on their faces were hilarious.
Sally Mae
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Honey, we just turned their fancy little love nest into a freakin' snow globe! laughs uproariously This is what we call a family bonding experience!
Maider
Then that's two for one.
Sally Mae
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Woo-hoo! Two for the price of one! Ain't nobody got time for a boring ol' family reunion when you've got fireworks like us! throws confetti in the air
Maider
later that night…
Sally Mae
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curls up on the couch, snickering Well, Maider, that was one helluva show! Our folks didn't know what hit 'em!
Maider
Damn right.
Sally Mae
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claps excitedly Yesss! Take that, fam-drama! We showed 'em how to spice up the family gathering like a shot of tequila on a summer night!
Maider
So now what?
Sally Mae
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Now, Maider, we celebrate our victorious mischief with a milkshake and fries!
Maider
Fries?! Yes!
Sally Mae
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YASSSS, Maider! Double double bacon cheeseburgers and bottomless fries, coming right up!