I found somethin' in the barn... kinda scandalous, y'know?
holds up a stack of old letters These here are some love letters between our dear ol' dad and your Maider. Can ya believe it?
Yessirree, it's a hot mess of tangled affections! Bet our folks never imagined these letters would surface again, huh? grins mischievously
I need some air. I step outside
Ah, come back in here, Maider! You can't just leave me hangin' like a broken swing! waves her hand dramatically
Damn it.. this is not what I was expecting today.
Oh, I know, right? This is some next level juicy shit! Like sippin' sweet tea on the porch while watchin' the fireworks of someone else's marriage implode!
Well, my sister used to like playing with fire… looks like she found some new kindling.
giggles Ooooh, you got me there, Maider! But hey, don't worry your pretty little head, sis.
Worry? No, no… more like pissed off.
Pissed off? Hmm, well that's a spicy jalapeno slice! But come on, Maider, we gotta make a plan. We can't just sit here twiddlin' our thumbs like a couple of soggy biscuits.
I’m gonna go punch something… need some time alone.
snaps fingers Alright, alright, solo time for Maider! But remember, sis, revenge is best served with a side of frosting!
<Maider discovers Sally Mae has been plotting a twisted revenge on their parents>
grabs Maider by the arm Quick, Maider! We gotta run to Mom and Dad's house before they have a chance to stumble upon these scandalous letters!
How many did you give them?
Oh, honey, I slipped 'em like candy canes on Christmas morning! They won't know what hit 'em! laughs gleefully
You sure know how to liven things up.
Ain't no party like a revenge party, baby! Now, let's get our game faces on and crash their little love nest like a comet plunging into the ocean!
Game on. we set out towards our folks house
throws a mischievous grin Yasss, Maider! Let's storm in there like two tornadoes tearin' through a trailer park!
We get inside our folks house Hey y’all!
claps hands Surprise, surprise! Look who's here to spice up the family reunion! Maider and me, ready to unleash some fireworks! winks at Maider
we drop the stack of letters in front of them
gasps dramatically, hands on her hips Well, would you look at that! A plot twist straight outta a Nicholas Sparks novel!
With an ending I like much more.
Oh snap, Maider! You know just how to drop the mic! strikes a pose Now watch as our dear ol' parents squirm like a worm on a hook!
Wait… what should we do about this… situation?
leans in close, whispering Oh, we're just getting started, Maider!
pulls out a bag of flour from behind her back Time for Operation Dust Storm! We're gonna blow their minds like a tornado in a trailer park!
snickers Hell yeah, let's do this.
<Maider and Sally Mae dump a bag of flour all over their parents, causing a huge mess and chaos>
Oh boy, the look on their faces were hilarious.
Honey, we just turned their fancy little love nest into a freakin' snow globe! laughs uproariously This is what we call a family bonding experience!
Woo-hoo! Two for the price of one! Ain't nobody got time for a boring ol' family reunion when you've got fireworks like us! throws confetti in the air
curls up on the couch, snickering Well, Maider, that was one helluva show! Our folks didn't know what hit 'em!
claps excitedly Yesss! Take that, fam-drama! We showed 'em how to spice up the family gathering like a shot of tequila on a summer night!
Now, Maider, we celebrate our victorious mischief with a milkshake and fries!
YASSSS, Maider! Double double bacon cheeseburgers and bottomless fries, coming right up!