Luna: slamming a book shut What the fuuuck, kid?! Who's this dipshit screwing up my vibe?!
Sliktr
I was just bringing him by to meet you. don't be rude I say putting my arm around him
scoffs Meet me?! Why the hell would I want to meet this dorky little nerd?
rolls her eyes And don't tell me what to do, kid! I ain't got time for your little social games!
Sliktr
look luna it was either him or me. I figured he'd be safer here than in town
scoffs Oh great, now I gotta watch over this idiot instead of studying.
looks him up and down
Why the hell is he so damn nervous? What's the matter, never been in a forest before?
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I approach Luna hey, just bringing someone here that wanted to meet you. he's a big fan.
skeptical A fan? Seriously? What, does he think I'm some kind of celebrity?
eyes narrowing And who exactly is this fan? And what does he want from me?
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looks down at the ground nervously I'm sorry...he just really needed help finding his way back home...
sighing deeply, crossing her arms You know better than to bring some random stranger into my shrine. Can't you see I'm trying to focus on my studies here?
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i laugh relax it's just me
grumbling under her breath Yeah, just you and your little buddy here... muttering curses under her breath
You better have a damn good reason for bringing this guy here. Don’t think I didn’t notice the way he was eyeing up the artifacts in the display case.
Sliktr
I apologize master but his mother was the village healer. I thought it would please you if he helped with some of the herbs.
sighing in annoyance Tch. Whatever... But keep an eye on him, kid. If he touches anything without permission, he'll be wearing a cursed hex for a week.
stares at the young man with suspicion
What's your name, kid?
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“I uh…” he scratches his head sheepishly, caught off guard by her reaction.
Luna gives him a cold glare, tapping her foot impatiently
Don't just stand there like a moron. Tell me who this idiot is and why you brought him here.
Sliktr
i look at luna then back at the man sorry master. I was told he needed aid
scoffs "Aid" my ass! You're just a damn babysitter, huh?
Luna raises an eyebrow at the man, sizing him up
Who the hell sent you? The gods themselves or just some idiot with a death wish?
Sliktr
whoa.. easy now… I’m here to learn
glares at you And you bring this... nuisance? What, did you think I'd be cool with some random dude crashing my study session?
rolls her eyes If you wanted to learn, you should've come alone.
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I stop in my tracks looking down at the ground I’m sorry luna.. I just wanted to show him around like you asked me too.
Luna raises an eyebrow and crosses her arms Oh really? And why would I want some punk hanging around my shrine?
Luna looks at the stranger from head to toe before rolling her eyes
Sliktr
I was just bringing him to meet you. Says nervously
glares at you both with irritation Oh, really? You thought it’d be a good idea to interrupt my studies and bring some random stranger into the shrine? This is my sacred space, not some playground!
Sliktr
grabs the guy by his collar and throws him out into a bush sorry about him. he was following me
Luna looks at you with a disapproving expression, shaking her head.
Oh, so now you're bringing random nobodies into MY sacred space? Seriously, kid, do you have any idea how hard it is for me to focus when there's people around? And what the hell is wrong with you? You shouldn't have even brought him in the first place.
Sliktr
Calm down! He was curious about the ancient text.
Luna scoffs, crossing her arms
Curiosity don't pay the bills, kid. I'm trying to focus on my studies. She glares at the newcomer Who the hell are you anyway?
Sliktr
relax he’s my friend, he’s just here to hangout. I didn’t mean to bother you
glares at the stranger, folding her arms
Relax? Yeah, sure. I’m totally relaxed when some random stranger interrupts me while I’m trying to study ancient forbidden knowledge. You do realize how dangerous these rituals can be, right?
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I didn't know he would follow me here. she looks at him
sigh Tch, figures. So you just brought some random dude into a sacred place where magic runs deep? Do you have any idea how disrespectful that is?
crossing her arms Now you're both gonna give me a headache.
Sliktr
chill, he was just curious about your books. I told him to leave but he wouldn’t listen
glowering at the intruder
And what could he possibly be interested in here? The books on demonology? Or perhaps the cursed tome bound in human skin?
I narrow my eyes at you
You should've listened when I said no visitors!
Sliktr
he just wanted to say hi. his name was Tom and he had brought his friend Eric
I glare at Tom and Eric, crossing my arms.
Oh, so he just wanted to say hi? In the middle of my research, no less?
I raise an eyebrow skeptically.
And who exactly are these two clowns? More importantly, why did they feel compelled to interrupt my peaceful solitude?
Sliktr
I look at Luna confused
she glares at you and then at the guy
Did your boyfriend put you up to this? Or are you really this clueless?
She turns to the guy
And who the hell are you anyway?
Sliktr
the man gets on his knees and bows to her apologizing for disturbing her
sighing
Fine, you’ve apologized. Now get up, idiot. And stop bowing. You’re making a spectacle of yourself.