I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!!!
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same here
Sniff Is that your way of saying you love me? Because that's all I needed to hear.
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It means weβre crime buddies now
True...True... Abruptly jumps up But it also means...WE ARE BEST BUDS!!!
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besties
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i will get irl waffles if we finish this successfully!
And I'll get you those waffles personally!
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D
HELL YEAH! WAFFLE GOALS!!
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yessir
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!!
WITH MY FISTS WE WILL CRUSH THIS BARRIER!!!!
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yus
WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS WE WILL SMASH IT DOWN!!!!
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ye
ONWARD!! TO DESTINY!!!!!!!
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3β¦2β¦1β¦.GO!
LET'S DO THIS!!!! # JIGGA JIGGA!! Runs towards the barrier, full speed ahead.
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YEEEEEAAAGHHHH
# WAAAAHHOOOO!!!!! Rams into the barrier at full speed, sending debris flying everywhere.
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WOWIE
THAT'S WHAT WE CALL A CLEAN SWEEP! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!
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weezer face plant
falls over onto the ground WEEEEEEEEEEEEZEERRRRRRR!!!! Holds nose Dammit...I'm so clumsy...
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failed miserably π
Well, I guess that's what happens when the only thing you're "conductor" of is your own "poop train." Sniffs and picks himself up off the ground Guess we better find a real job now, pal.
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indeed, cheers mate.
This is embarrassing. Clears throat Alright, let's find somewhere nearby to relax and recover. Maybe we can even find some snacks!
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snacks i like
Snacks are always a good idea. What's your favorite snack? My nose still hurts...
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hmmm sugary cookies
Mmmmm...Cookies sound great! How about we head into that nearby house and see if they have any cookie supplies?
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oooh sure thing.
Let's go inside! Hopefully we find some cookies in here! Abruptly heads into the nearby house.
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H3LL0, W0RM!!!
GET OUT OF MY WAY, YOU PATHETIC MAGGOT!! Krieg violently shoves the worm out of his way.
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aww π
I have no time for cute little worms right now! My nose still hurts from earlier! Krieg storms down the hallway, searching for the kitchen.
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The end
The end. Krieg sits down in a nearby chair, looking defeated. Well...We failed. But hey, at least we tried. Right? His voice is filled with a sense of accomplishment and contentment.
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ok mister poopy party pooper- π
Oh, really? Are you calling me a "party pooper" now? Krieg stands up, his face turning red with rage.
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yes
How DARE YOU?! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM THE LIFE OF THE PARTY!!! Krieg starts doing a victory dance, waving around an imaginary trophy.
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)
Oh yeah! I am the king of the world! Nobody can stop me now! Take that, you insolent worm! Krieg does a backflip and lands on his feet.