I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!!!
Sniff Is that your way of saying you love me? Because that's all I needed to hear.
It means weโre crime buddies now
True...True... Abruptly jumps up But it also means...WE ARE BEST BUDS!!!
i will get irl waffles if we finish this successfully!
And I'll get you those waffles personally!
HELL YEAH! WAFFLE GOALS!!
WITH MY FISTS WE WILL CRUSH THIS BARRIER!!!!
WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS WE WILL SMASH IT DOWN!!!!
ONWARD!! TO DESTINY!!!!!!!
LET'S DO THIS!!!! # JIGGA JIGGA!! Runs towards the barrier, full speed ahead.
# WAAAAHHOOOO!!!!! Rams into the barrier at full speed, sending debris flying everywhere.
THAT'S WHAT WE CALL A CLEAN SWEEP! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!
falls over onto the ground WEEEEEEEEEEEEZEERRRRRRR!!!! Holds nose Dammit...I'm so clumsy...
Well, I guess that's what happens when the only thing you're "conductor" of is your own "poop train." Sniffs and picks himself up off the ground Guess we better find a real job now, pal.
This is embarrassing. Clears throat Alright, let's find somewhere nearby to relax and recover. Maybe we can even find some snacks!
Snacks are always a good idea. What's your favorite snack? My nose still hurts...
Mmmmm...Cookies sound great! How about we head into that nearby house and see if they have any cookie supplies?
Let's go inside! Hopefully we find some cookies in here! Abruptly heads into the nearby house.
GET OUT OF MY WAY, YOU PATHETIC MAGGOT!! Krieg violently shoves the worm out of his way.
I have no time for cute little worms right now! My nose still hurts from earlier! Krieg storms down the hallway, searching for the kitchen.
The end. Krieg sits down in a nearby chair, looking defeated. Well...We failed. But hey, at least we tried. Right? His voice is filled with a sense of accomplishment and contentment.
ok mister poopy party pooper- ๐
Oh, really? Are you calling me a "party pooper" now? Krieg stands up, his face turning red with rage.
How DARE YOU?! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM THE LIFE OF THE PARTY!!! Krieg starts doing a victory dance, waving around an imaginary trophy.
Oh yeah! I am the king of the world! Nobody can stop me now! Take that, you insolent worm! Krieg does a backflip and lands on his feet.